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We endure Jinger taking one million pictures of the Jessa/Ben/Spurgeon trio. Inside! Outside! Holding him! Laying down!

I wonder where they got an idea like that.

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From now on, I will only be photographed lying in a cloud of gauze and Christmas lights. Also, is there a reason neither Duggar husband can find a shirt that fits? Wasn't Jesus like a tailor or something?

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That's one hell of a dildo on the back of the toilet. Wonder whose it is?

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"...so that they did not see their father's Spurgeon . 24When Noah awoke from his wine, he knew that his youngest son had covered his Spurgeon against his wishes."

There was a lot of Spurgeon covering going on in those days.

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"Established 2014". Sounds like a chain restaurant.

The Olde Testament Eatery...Established 2014.

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Just before he started spurgeon.

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And an appointment with a shrink. Maybe a bunch of appointments.

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Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.

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Believe me. That's the least of his troubles.

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The least they could do is rename it The L'arnin' Channel.

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I LOVED that one. A fine Pennsyltucky family if I ever saw one.

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As long as it is covered by Obamacare -- which is one of those niggling sticking points with Obamacare.

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But, Noah was having none of it! He knew God wanted the world and especially all the young girls and boys to see his proud Spurgeon! If God didn't want it, why did God invent wine? Hmm? And, now we know, boys and girls, that Josh Dugger was asleep in his Bible study class the day they covered Genesis 9:23-25; otherwise, he would've been showing his Spurgeon to Jess and Jena and not finger banging them.

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That's the generic for the lot of 'em. Or are you suggesting the George Foreman approach?

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I'm putting a five-spot each on Iphigenia and Imogene.

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It will only take a small fortune to cure that. Small.

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