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(I'll spare you the article, and the brain-dead commentary that follows.) Appropriate, innit, that Townhall labels their mic 'hot air'?

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Complain that they "kill babies". Do you really expect them to do anything else?

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No, no, it's much too perilous!

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I thought Thetans were those citizens of the Brave New World who were fed meth when they were zygotes.

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Even if not done well, the effort is usually much appreciated.

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The Christian Science health insurance plan covers: - cost of praying - prayer counseling - funerals

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Let's see The Cars' friend of the court brief:<blockquote>right here i'd like to melt inside of you right here your kiss is totally new right here your hands are soft and creamy right here your mouth is wet and dreamy and it's just what i like so dim down the light don't cha stop don't cha stop don't cha stop don't cha stop if it makes you feel good your rhapsody is blowing my cool your fantasies were written for fools your long black hair it tickles my skin feels so luscious come on do it again</blockquote>

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You know who really hates the thought of people having a good time? Those who aren't.

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Seeing as you can invent your own religion in the U.S. (lookin' at you, Mormons and Scientologists), what's to stop a thrifty business owner from being told by an Angel of the Lord that health insurance of any kind is the devil's own handiwork? God Hates Health Insurance!!

There are plenty of business owners who devoutly believe this already ... they just need to get organized.

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Customers should politely save them the trouble of asking, by shopping elsewhere.

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Let me shorten that for you:

Funny how Hobby Lobby's owners' religious beliefs aren't offended by anything that increases profits.

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What Hobby Lobby reallly needs is for a gay employee, who gets his Viagra paid for by their health plan, to come out of the closet in a very public way.

Seismographs around the world will detect the exploding heads.

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You and your logic.

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The Almighty is *all about* birth control: May I direct you to Numbers 5:16-21.

Numbers 5 is just a giant misogynist pile of shit.

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Um, Thetans are what you <i>want</i>, I thought. I need to find another planet.

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