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bobbert's avatar

And then waterboard him some more.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You never forget episodes like that. If you can remember them at all.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Somali?? I wanted salami!!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, it's all fun and games until they hook up the jumper cables.

"Welcome to ▊▊▊▊▊▊▊[black site]. Enjoy your stay and have a nice day."

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The only part of it that I saw on the news here was that creepy mug shot. Not good optics there. Perry looks like a guy who just got busted pushing reverse-mortgage scams to fleece little old ladies in Baytown.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Pro tip: if you have to be arrested, why not dress for this memorable occasion? All the best-dressed felons are wearing light blue patterned ties this season. Hawaiian shirts are a fashion "don't!"

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oh hon, no wonder you need a Maine vacation. Yahoo Comments is a life-sucking cesspool of the worst trolls on the Intertubes.

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schmannity's avatar

Who had the thankless task of the Rick Perry cavity search?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

For some reason I am craving a cigarette and I have never smoked in my life.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Turn to the right!

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

To be fair, for a Texas politician he's stayed indictment-free longer than most.

Molly Ivins could always be counted on for a zinger. - OnTexas politics: "Well, our attorney general is under indictment. He ran as 'the people's lawyer'; now we call him 'the people's felon."

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Yeah. OJ! What about OJ?!

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The Quirk's avatar

You missed a spot.

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