The only part of it that I saw on the news here was that creepy mug shot. Not good optics there. Perry looks like a guy who just got busted pushing reverse-mortgage scams to fleece little old ladies in Baytown.
Pro tip: if you have to be arrested, why not dress for this memorable occasion? All the best-dressed felons are wearing light blue patterned ties this season. Hawaiian shirts are a fashion "don't!"
To be fair, for a Texas politician he's stayed indictment-free longer than most.
Molly Ivins could always be counted on for a zinger. - OnTexas politics: "Well, our attorney general is under indictment. He ran as 'the people's lawyer'; now we call him 'the people's felon."
And then waterboard him some more.
You never forget episodes like that. If you can remember them at all.
Somali?? I wanted salami!!
Yeah, it's all fun and games until they hook up the jumper cables.
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The only part of it that I saw on the news here was that creepy mug shot. Not good optics there. Perry looks like a guy who just got busted pushing reverse-mortgage scams to fleece little old ladies in Baytown.
Pro tip: if you have to be arrested, why not dress for this memorable occasion? All the best-dressed felons are wearing light blue patterned ties this season. Hawaiian shirts are a fashion "don't!"
Oh hon, no wonder you need a Maine vacation. Yahoo Comments is a life-sucking cesspool of the worst trolls on the Intertubes.
Who had the thankless task of the Rick Perry cavity search?
For some reason I am craving a cigarette and I have never smoked in my life.
Turn to the right!
To be fair, for a Texas politician he's stayed indictment-free longer than most.
Molly Ivins could always be counted on for a zinger. - OnTexas politics: "Well, our attorney general is under indictment. He ran as 'the people's lawyer'; now we call him 'the people's felon."
Yeah. OJ! What about OJ?!
You missed a spot.