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NObody jumps the sharknado. Because sharks.

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Why does Cord no longer visit us?

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Goddam it, another one.

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I'm thinking a container of Adderall. Because with cocaine they'd have been too distracted to post so much.

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The Hamurrabi cueniformicles were the best.

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Will that make Grace Slick appear?

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Wonkegan's Wake?

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Your friendly but serious state trooper wants you to know that journamalism while Buzzfed is still impaired writing.

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something something Harlan County something something

OT (On Topic): WTF?

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Ah, so your intended comment was

"Pants?"

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About three pounds.