Today, Buzzfeed won the Internet by letting the Heritage Foundation post a bunch of dumb fucking lie-gifs about Obamacare, which were total lies and not even true? That's cool, Buzzfeed, we know you got that $100 billion investment to pay back, so whatever it takes, dudes. I mean, we hope they gave them money? It doesn't say "sponsored content" on it, it just says "Buzzfeed Community"? We could probly text or tweet at them, but that sounds suspiciously like
NObody jumps the sharknado. Because sharks.
Why does Cord no longer visit us?
Goddam it, another one.
(geese)
I'm thinking a container of Adderall. Because with cocaine they'd have been too distracted to post so much.
The Hamurrabi cueniformicles were the best.
Will that make Grace Slick appear?
Wonkegan's Wake?
and comes
Your friendly but serious state trooper wants you to know that journamalism while Buzzfed is still impaired writing.
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OT (On Topic): WTF?
Ah, so your intended comment was
"Pants?"
About three pounds.
Will, you shut up.
The fuck?
iPlod.