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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That's the first rational explanation I've heard for her existence. (Clever of the Coen brothers to camouflage their handiwork with the mispronounciation trick.)

I wonder when they'll pull back the curtains.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Still ... in a parallel, more rational universe, someone with One-L's combination of stupidity, ignorance, and delusions of grandeur would be getting treatment at a mental health facility.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So how do you explain that hideous, scrawny blonde megaskank, Coulter?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Although it didn't make Fox pause, not even for an instant.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

No doubt she denies a lot of other selected slices of reality (climate, economics, immigration, etc.) ... the Holocaust is just another candidate for the list, if it somehow doesn't fit into her fantasy world.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

They think Jews are smart. Isn't it disgusting how they vote based on stereotypes?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I see your Nukeyuler and raise you a Shootzpah.

Is our nations learning?

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fuflans's avatar

seriously, she knows how to dress and do hair and make-up.

then again, she has a live in dresser.

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fuflans's avatar

oh oh oh i can't wait.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

True Story! I had a glossy brochure from the city of Stillwater, MN that was assembled for the purpose of selling the city to businesses and home owners. One of the many facts that it contained was that Stillwater was 97% white.

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fuflans's avatar

i have to be glad for that distraction b/c the other crap that was coming out of her mouth makes the (absurdist) camus text i am memorizing appear to describe a sensible world.

and in that absurdist world i would like to see us default just for the bachmann schadenfreude that we would experience while losing our homes, eating our pets and sending some set of unfortunates to newly revived gas chambers.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Putz

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Toochee!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Choot-spa is dipshitese for black balls. Lookitup.

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