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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

A "ranch" is, by definition, one storey. House in the pic is a "raised ranch." First house I bought was a r.r. Way too much wasted space for the "grand entrance."

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DrBDH's avatar

I feel so sorry for the Harrises, having to live anywhere near that collection of Rascistfascist creeps.

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

Boy, that's one neighborhood that needs some progressive Karens on the HOA.

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DrBDH's avatar

But that kitchen wall blocks the open floor plan. The Property Brothers could open that up and then the Magnolia crew could add some barn doors and a watercolor rendition of how the front will look after it's painted robins egg blue.

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katerwauler's avatar

I'm assuming Republicans will rail against this vaccine, too, yes? Hmmm

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

JD Vance is going to burn up some of Thiel's cash in his abortive campaign for the Senate, which almost makes up for him being a complete asshole.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Check the floorboards. That is all.

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Mandorlind's avatar

Well, of course the kitchen is blocked off! We can't have our fancy guests see the servants.

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Ninja0980's avatar

Peter Thiel, homocon piece of shit traitor to our community.I can't say much more on him without banhammer so I won't.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Is there better place to battle the coastal elites and Washington insiders?

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gammarae's avatar

Alpha House 2022

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3FingerPete's avatar

I didn't realize that was an actual photograph and not a Thomas Kinkade painting.

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Catbird's avatar

I hope the Welcome Wagon lady throws a pie in his face.

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Zyxomma's avatar

We can’t even nuke it from orbit. Damn.

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oblivias's avatar

If you're living in that house in that neighborhood, you want a wall blocking off the servants kitchen.

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Eliot's avatar

With that scumbag living in it, it will be a trash palace no matter how much it cost.

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