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A "ranch" is, by definition, one storey. House in the pic is a "raised ranch." First house I bought was a r.r. Way too much wasted space for the "grand entrance."

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I feel so sorry for the Harrises, having to live anywhere near that collection of Rascistfascist creeps.

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Boy, that's one neighborhood that needs some progressive Karens on the HOA.

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But that kitchen wall blocks the open floor plan. The Property Brothers could open that up and then the Magnolia crew could add some barn doors and a watercolor rendition of how the front will look after it's painted robins egg blue.

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I'm assuming Republicans will rail against this vaccine, too, yes? Hmmm

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JD Vance is going to burn up some of Thiel's cash in his abortive campaign for the Senate, which almost makes up for him being a complete asshole.

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Check the floorboards. That is all.

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Well, of course the kitchen is blocked off! We can't have our fancy guests see the servants.

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Peter Thiel, homocon piece of shit traitor to our community.I can't say much more on him without banhammer so I won't.

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Is there better place to battle the coastal elites and Washington insiders?

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Alpha House 2022

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I didn't realize that was an actual photograph and not a Thomas Kinkade painting.

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I hope the Welcome Wagon lady throws a pie in his face.

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We can’t even nuke it from orbit. Damn.

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If you're living in that house in that neighborhood, you want a wall blocking off the servants kitchen.

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With that scumbag living in it, it will be a trash palace no matter how much it cost.

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