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Wow.Hate to toot my own horn, but listening to this, and reflecting on my previous trials—I’m a really great trial attorney!

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oops, will try again

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Sorry for the double post, I tried a smaller version of the image. (Mods please delete one of these, thx)

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Just from reading snippets from the Chicago Sun-Times, I get the feeling the prosecutor did zero preparation for this case. And it makes me wonder why.

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But he was hunting - just not the game one normally hunts

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Wisconsin has decided 17 is too tender an age for tiny guns but just right for big-ass assault rifles. Makes sense to me.

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Plus, he's white, so extra credit for that, right?

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The state spent months and millions of dollars to not prove OJ was guilty, (yeah, he was) but you know, White Guy so it was mostly just for appearances.

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The Right to Keep and Bear Man Portable Anti Armor Missile Systems shall not be infringed, after all....

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He already put in his Emmy submission.

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So the specific charge was not appropriate to begin with. It doesn't seem like it should take the entire trial to determine that .

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Yeah, and all they had to do was say when leather gloves get wet, then dry out, they effing SHRINK. Of course they didn’t fit. Jesus.

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Did that bastard of a judge manage to restrain himself from proposing to Kyle?

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Defended?This little prick is a HERO to these shitheads.He's done what they've fantasized about doing for YEARS -- shot protestors and gotten away with it.

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It’s not a portable anti armor missile system if the barrel is outside a specific length, and the aftermarket amendments to it are cleverly built to avoid meeting the definition, duh. Also, shooter has to be white. That part of the law is absolutely clear.

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