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MorganHW's avatar

Wow.Hate to toot my own horn, but listening to this, and reflecting on my previous trials—I’m a really great trial attorney!

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

oops, will try again

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Sorry for the double post, I tried a smaller version of the image. (Mods please delete one of these, thx)

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miss_grundy's avatar

Just from reading snippets from the Chicago Sun-Times, I get the feeling the prosecutor did zero preparation for this case. And it makes me wonder why.

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Grumpy Old Man's avatar

But he was hunting - just not the game one normally hunts

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Rick Stinkfield's avatar

Wisconsin has decided 17 is too tender an age for tiny guns but just right for big-ass assault rifles. Makes sense to me.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Plus, he's white, so extra credit for that, right?

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Gregg Evans's avatar

The state spent months and millions of dollars to not prove OJ was guilty, (yeah, he was) but you know, White Guy so it was mostly just for appearances.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

The Right to Keep and Bear Man Portable Anti Armor Missile Systems shall not be infringed, after all....

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Gregg Evans's avatar

He already put in his Emmy submission.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

So the specific charge was not appropriate to begin with. It doesn't seem like it should take the entire trial to determine that .

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We All Know the Words's avatar

Yeah, and all they had to do was say when leather gloves get wet, then dry out, they effing SHRINK. Of course they didn’t fit. Jesus.

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Tessiee's avatar

Did that bastard of a judge manage to restrain himself from proposing to Kyle?

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Tessiee's avatar

Defended?This little prick is a HERO to these shitheads.He's done what they've fantasized about doing for YEARS -- shot protestors and gotten away with it.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

It’s not a portable anti armor missile system if the barrel is outside a specific length, and the aftermarket amendments to it are cleverly built to avoid meeting the definition, duh. Also, shooter has to be white. That part of the law is absolutely clear.

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