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I'm still partial to "my hobby lobby". I' must have seen that in the non existent Wonkette comments

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<a href="http:\/\/www.vox.com\/2014\/8\/21\/6053811\/white-on-white-murder" target="_blank">I'm scared of white people.</a>

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Back by popular demand?

I demand a recount!!1!

Also too, looks like Florida joined the 21st century today- chalk up another one for those evil gheys

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<i>... and then retire to a camera-free, soundproof box on the show's set to have sex.</i> To anyone with small children, this sounds incredibly attractive.

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Horseless plumbing (don't ask)

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Gun control?

Hahahahahahahaha....

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Maybe that part of the Constitution that says they can't shoot ya without due process...you know: the one they had to add during Reconstruction cuz Southerners would never have allowed it. <a href="http://www.slate.com/articl..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/j...">http://www.slate.com/articl...

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Publix is offering Stand Your Ground Beef this week.

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<blockquote>Millennialis. I hate them, too. Get off my lawn.</blockquote> Cialis is the "before" pill. Mifepristone is the "after" pill. Millennialis is the "Oh God, what have I <i>done?</i>" pill.

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Fuck alcohol; I went straight for the cocaine and benedryl.

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Because they made a good satire piece making fun of how conservatives talk about black-on-black crime?

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I prefer to think that you did it intentionally, and that it is an example of your arch and dry wit. Accordingly, I tip my hat to you for your very clever quip.

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Actually, school begins this early lots of places these days. They started almost two weeks ago here.

I blame the waning influence of agrarian society...

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