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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I'm still partial to "my hobby lobby". I' must have seen that in the non existent Wonkette comments

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.vox.com\/2014\/8\/21\/6053811\/white-on-white-murder" target="_blank">I'm scared of white people.</a>

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Back by popular demand?

I demand a recount!!1!

Also too, looks like Florida joined the 21st century today- chalk up another one for those evil gheys

Mahousu's avatar

<i>... and then retire to a camera-free, soundproof box on the show's set to have sex.</i> To anyone with small children, this sounds incredibly attractive.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Horseless plumbing (don't ask)

Lot_49's avatar

Gun control?

Hahahahahahahaha....

Lot_49's avatar

Maybe that part of the Constitution that says they can't shoot ya without due process...you know: the one they had to add during Reconstruction cuz Southerners would never have allowed it. <a href="http://www.slate.com/articl..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/j...">http://www.slate.com/articl...

Spurning Beer's avatar

Publix is offering Stand Your Ground Beef this week.

Lefty Mark's avatar

<blockquote>Millennialis. I hate them, too. Get off my lawn.</blockquote> Cialis is the "before" pill. Mifepristone is the "after" pill. Millennialis is the "Oh God, what have I <i>done?</i>" pill.

malsperanza's avatar

Fuck alcohol; I went straight for the cocaine and benedryl.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Because they made a good satire piece making fun of how conservatives talk about black-on-black crime?

Lefty Mark's avatar

I prefer to think that you did it intentionally, and that it is an example of your arch and dry wit. Accordingly, I tip my hat to you for your very clever quip.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Actually, school begins this early lots of places these days. They started almost two weeks ago here.

I blame the waning influence of agrarian society...