Here's America's Hero George W. Bush Shaking People's Hands At Airport

Is it possible to win an Oscar for best musical selection in a YouTube video? Because this is perfect . Thank you George W. Bush, from the bottom of all our hearts, for winning the Iraq War this week.

He looks so fucking relaxed . Damnit. Can't you be tortured by at least one decision you made as president?

After a long war, our troops knew they were finally home when they saw George W. Bush using them for a photo op. [ YouTube ]