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Not if you tempted me with Dr. Strange's cloak and amulet and the keys to Shangri-la too. I've had the incredible luck to be married for thirty years now to this beautiful woman with a huge heart, but even in the past, when I was quite somewhat lonely and bitter and pessimistic ... I like to believe not even then.However. Also fuck, in a negative sense, that appalling costume with the cat's head buttons she masochistically wore in public.You think that might be it? Does that explain her? Her working for Trump especially? Is Conway a masochist?

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Yes. Don't get me wrong. I'd love to believe in a beneficent God. It'd be so nice. But ..."God is all-powerful, all-knowing, and at the same time completely and perfectly good. For those who can accept all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful real estate deal involving the Brooklyn Bridge. No checks please. Cash only, in small bills." -- Robert A. Heinlein

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Her shocking appearance comes directly and inevitably from her awful spirit.

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like those nekked lady silhouettes on trucker mudflaps?

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Isn't Ruth Markus the one who thought the "He Blows A Lot" teen should have had her mouth washed out with lye soap and sent to bed without supper? She sounds like a scold. It's rich for the right wing "journos" who focused on Mr Clinton's cock to request such magnanimity when it comes to theirs, but I find consistently that they don't get irony.

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Is there something about Naugahyde that makes one fart a lot?

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you would be surprised at what makeup and plastic surgery can do. I mean, look at Coulter (okay, I really didn't mean that, it was just an expression.)

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I like my kids mixing with "the dirty proles." Waidaminut, I am one of those dirty proles!

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Donald J. Trump?

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She's still hocking up loogies on Facebook, pretending she's still relevant but I don't know how that it working out grift-wise.

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The awesome acoustics?

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Back to School!

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Fleecing that set of rubes is a crowded, if lucrative, market. Get yourself a bad suit, a cable channel, and a nice homey drawl, and you're there.

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Now I feel bad about my lack of respect for Trump and the Office of the President. I especially feel bad when I think about the 8 years of respect Obama got from Fox, and i especially especially feel bad when I think of the respect given to Obama by Sean Hannity. I eat shit. Really.

Even though I have not shopped a photo of Trump in a loincloth with a bone through his nose. Yet.

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Remember O'Brien's goal was to help Winston achieve DoubleThink. After he is released he meets Julia again and feels nothing for her. He truly loves Big Brother. That happened to the Repubs when Reagan colluded with the Ayatollahs to win election. He taught them that winning is all that counts.

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Its Alternative Evolution.

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