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oafishcad's avatar

I guess people here don't realize the extent of the lies being told as truth on right wing media. And they're believed. People who can't understand science think science is a hoax.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

This is America. There have to be guns involved.

mailman27's avatar

Or, you can take me ho-ew-ome, whichever gets me there quicker.

mailman27's avatar

He's barebacking the White House!!

mailman27's avatar

There's nothing that a hearty "Thanks, Obama!!" won't cure!!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think that's a Schwarzkopf quote.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Evidently, he's spent all his time out on the golf course when he was supposed to be working. I saw a picture.

ontheotherhand's avatar

In my dreams, she will have said that to him, right there, right then, in a `time for your enema' tone of voice.

ontheotherhand's avatar

Nah, let him run. If he's the best they've got, throw him in the ring. And when he emerges, beaten, the real beating begins.

With votes and criminal charges, I mean.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Too bad Nurse Sophia Thomas didn’t use the opportunity to ask her colleagues present: “Show of hands, who else here has experienced the kinds of shortages I’m talking about?”

Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

the best Baileys and Hunters he could find

Does this group include any Baileys & Hunters with only two legs and mere patches of fur? Because 9 out of 10 best Baileys and Hunters say,

Arf!

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thu...

Are you the best Bailey? Of course you are. Of course you are!

(What about Hunter, you ask? Oh, we have a binder full of Hunters!)

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Sounds like a Schwartzkopf quote. I handed him a phone once, you know.

Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

Remember the good old days when we only joked that the Republicans and their policies would wind up killing thousands of people? Remember that? Yeah, it seems like such a long time ago, but it really isn't.

Clark_Nova's avatar

Something about bing cherries.

Clark_Nova's avatar

$60,000 per day per plane plus whatever it costs to run the C130 that hauls their junk around.

How many CV19 tests would that buy?

Clark_Nova's avatar

Hitler also probably had Parkinson's and blunt trauma brain injury from the assassination attempt.