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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In Trumpmerica 2017, we don't drink Kool-Aid anymore! Duh!We inject it straight into our eyeballs now.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"We just need to tear this up and start over" was the common refrain whenever anyone asked the Republicans "what specifically should we change to make this more to your liking?"

Seems like they've kept that one single great plan this whole time! OUR SMART LEADERS

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Yeah, no likey open stair.(I have a thing about heights.)Not child (hand prints anyone?) or pet friendly.

Also, kitchen is waaaay too small.

Needs California-style(?) staging.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Outside of Naples, you mean.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

I should add that I once ate a pizza in a town an hour north of San Francisco that had oysters as a topping.

Querolous's avatar

Space Invaders Sorry Schnitzel, soon to be at a mall near you.

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

So true.At first, I thought "Deplora-Ball" was our name for their little inaugural festivities.But no, THEY are calling it that!

Querolous's avatar

No whirled peas in this administration!

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Speaking of dead people...Too bad the job is too small for Albert Speer.

MynameisBlarney's avatar

Hmmm....

First, they called themselves teabaggers....now Deplora-Balls.

Dunno 'bout you...but I'm beginning to see a pattern.

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Looks like our dear Bamz is making a funny!Damn! I'll miss him!

Querolous's avatar

My parents had several of those braided rugs. But no spittoon. Where is the coffee table with H&G magazines and a glass ashtray?

TakingAmes's avatar

In Russia, apartment sees you!

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

That open stairwell is scary with kids. I can see one sock footed slide and fall down go boom.

PupperNutter's avatar

This was also my first thought! Then I embiggened the pic and saw that it apparently DOES have safety glass all 'round. Which is good, because these folks may be evil but I still don't want their kids, or even them, to fall down some over-minimalized stairs.