No, seriously, we would like to go. Wonkette and RBG would make great roomies. Have you ever wanted to spend the rest of your days in a sunny, beautiful foreign land that is next to Australia but somehow is not actually Australia? Well, you might get to be roommates and stay up late and braid hair and talk about boys with Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, because she's probably (definitely) moving there if Americans decide to be even stupider than when we elected Dubya twice and put Donald Trump in the White House.
Well it wasn't always that way. When I turned 18, I moved from Colorado to Texas for the drinking age (21 vs. 18). You could get a beer for a quarter. A QUARTER! Of course, we wore onions on our belts, 'cause that was the style at the time...
Well, those of us who live in California might agree with Donkey Option that no drinking Easter weekend is really primitive...but if Texas wants to be more primitive, it can be. When Texas comes up with a winery that looks like this one, near Wanaka, NZ, I'll express appropriate outrage over TX laws...
Well it wasn't always that way. When I turned 18, I moved from Colorado to Texas for the drinking age (21 vs. 18). You could get a beer for a quarter. A QUARTER! Of course, we wore onions on our belts, 'cause that was the style at the time...
And who's the crybaby now!
I hear the toilets flush counterclockwise down under...
Tell it Bush v. Gore. Now THERE's a non-political, completely unbiased, constitutionally based SCROTUS opinion.
Well, those of us who live in California might agree with Donkey Option that no drinking Easter weekend is really primitive...but if Texas wants to be more primitive, it can be. When Texas comes up with a winery that looks like this one, near Wanaka, NZ, I'll express appropriate outrage over TX laws...
yes you can. you're part of the problem, or the solution. "if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
and we wonder why trump is popular.
That's only a concern for shortsighted fools who don't have the common sense to lay in a few fifths and a keg or two for the holiday spirits.
But did you have to drive uphill both ways in the snow? Hengh!?
Pulling the keg with their teeth and riding an angry porcupine?
... but how's Air NZ? I think their new paint job is badass.http://www.pappito.com/wp-c...
WHAT?! You mean I can't just walk to Tampa?! Bloody hell...
baaaahhttp://i.telegraph.co.uk/mu...
One person /may say/ she will do it, another /will/ do it.
ok with this I am
Spaghetti Bolognese, however, is always excellent.