With the blue-dog days of summer finally behind us, it's time for a look back: Remember those sun-drenched days of partying on the beach with Nancy Pelosi and her Bilderberg friends? Neither do we, as we were too busy getting high and drawing Ayn Rand cartoons. Graciously, some Pixar cartoon fetishist has recreated this forgotten fever dream: a music video for the original song, "Recovery Summer," featuring big-headed nightmare-versions of all your favorite political hacks including Harry Reid, David Axelrod, and Robert Gibbs (topless!) Are you brave enough to witness such a spectacle?
The TIDES are literally behind this video. You can see them in the background. I guess Beck was right. <strong>BOOM</strong> Ouch, my head just exploded.
It is about time Wonkette posted Christine O&#039;Donnell&#039;s personal collection of Opposite-of-Porn. Such strong medicine! I approve of how it sucks all your desires (including the desire to continue living, which is probably at its core just a desire to continue self-sinning, yes?) right out through your eyeballs. Good job Wonkette, keep destroying those boners! Mine fell completely off just now! THANK YOU.
Is making this kind of stuff an example of how the Republicans are creating jobs? Your favorite &#039;shovel-ready&#039; joke goes here: ____________.
If all it takes to make something funny is an oversized head, I guess I&#039;ve been misunderstanding O&#039;Reilly and Beck&#039;s shows all this time.
The TIDES are literally behind this video. You can see them in the background. I guess Beck was right. <strong>BOOM</strong> Ouch, my head just exploded.
There&#039;s a two-dick minimum here at Citizens United Holes of Glory Cartoon Emporium.
It is about time Wonkette posted Christine O&#039;Donnell&#039;s personal collection of Opposite-of-Porn. Such strong medicine! I approve of how it sucks all your desires (including the desire to continue living, which is probably at its core just a desire to continue self-sinning, yes?) right out through your eyeballs. Good job Wonkette, keep destroying those boners! Mine fell completely off just now! THANK YOU.
Republicans tell me that jumping the shart is excellent exercise!
Wriggling in it is also better than yoga.
Is making this kind of stuff an example of how the Republicans are creating jobs? Your favorite &#039;shovel-ready&#039; joke goes here: ____________.
If all it takes to make something funny is an oversized head, I guess I&#039;ve been misunderstanding O&#039;Reilly and Beck&#039;s shows all this time.