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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The TIDES are literally behind this video. You can see them in the background. I guess Beck was right. <strong>BOOM</strong> Ouch, my head just exploded.

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There's a two-dick minimum here at Citizens United Holes of Glory Cartoon Emporium.

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It is about time Wonkette posted Christine O'Donnell's personal collection of Opposite-of-Porn. Such strong medicine! I approve of how it sucks all your desires (including the desire to continue living, which is probably at its core just a desire to continue self-sinning, yes?) right out through your eyeballs. Good job Wonkette, keep destroying those boners! Mine fell completely off just now! THANK YOU.

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Republicans tell me that jumping the shart is excellent exercise!

Wriggling in it is also better than yoga.

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Is making this kind of stuff an example of how the Republicans are creating jobs? Your favorite 'shovel-ready' joke goes here: ____________.

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If all it takes to make something funny is an oversized head, I guess I've been misunderstanding O'Reilly and Beck's shows all this time.