Tonight at 8 p.m. ET, there is a Republican debate featuring the sloppy seconds, the dirty bathwater left behind by Donald Trump, who will again not be participating. Yes, it’s possible he is convicted and goes to prison before the next election. That doesn’t mean the current Republican Party is run well enough to have some kind of plan in place to stop its frothing man-pig hybrid voters from making him the nominee, then somehow managing to lose by 500 electoral votes.
There is no point to this.
Chris Christie, Ron DeSantis, Nikki Haley, Vivek Ramaswamy, and Tim Scott will debate. Burg Dougwood didn’t qualify.
Mike Pence is no longer in the race, having died of swimmer’s ear, which he received when he saw a bare human boobyknocker, immediately jizzed in his own ear, and forgot to shake his head real good and get it out, even though Mother reminded him. Please send thoughts, prayers and memorial money donations to the people who make Covenant Eyes anti-porn software, who are working very hard to make sure things like this never happen to good Christian men ever again.
Wait, we have just received news that Mike Pence is not dead. He is risen, everyone!
Kristen Welker and Lester Holt are moderating. To make sure the debate is dumbed down enough for MAGA voters, Hugh Hewitt is also participating.
Here is how to watch it, per NBC News. You have options, because it’s a real network! Of course you are not watching it anyway, so fuck eet.
The debate will stream free and live on NBC News NOW, which can be found on NBCNews.com, Peacock and all major streaming platforms.
It will also stream with real-time audio translations on NoticiasTelemundo.com; Noticias Telemundo's X, Facebook and YouTube accounts; and the Noticias Telemundo mobile app, and it will air live with real-time audio translations in Spanish on cable channel Universo.
The debate will also be available on Sky News services around the world, including Sky News in English and Sky TG24, and through affiliates in the Middle East.
In addition, it will be available in audio through TuneIn. The debate will also re-air on Telemundo at 12 a.m. ET and will be available on demand on Peacock.
Sure thing.
Let’s watch “Bluey” instead:
OPEN THREAD!
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LOL, I am not watching that clown car of dorks, but I’m appreciating all y’all’s play-by-play.
Lots of good anime this season, so instead of debate, I'll be at Crunchyroll catching up. "Frieren: After Journey's End" and "The Apothecary Diaries" are both quiet wonders. Also may finally watch a "Pretty Cure" magical girl series all the way through for the first time, since the current one, "Power of Hope: PreCure Full Bloom," is about the grown-up versions of characters from one of the earliest series, doing adulting with various degrees of success, drinking a lot, and of course getting dragged into saving the world again from a baddie who wants to destroy everything good and pure because she's written that way, doesn't need a motive.
I'm a sucker for "after the big fantasy adventure" stories, and if you haven't read Jo Walton's "Among Others," the very best of the genre, go read it ASAP; you're in for a treat.