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Two years to high school retirement here... I am so looking forward to my last semester. I will frequently say... "What are they going to do... fire me?" I might not even put up with shit from parents.

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Would Glen handle it better if the dildos said "Merry Christmas"?

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High school kids being immature. Well, stop the presses.

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I thought Beck was a libertarian now...shouldn't he not want the evil state school censoring these young Americans' freedom of speech?

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<i>My momma used to say that life is like a box of dildos... You never know who's gonna be offended.</i>

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Is this a trick question?

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A case of dildos would've just been over the top. This is why Glenn is paid so well for his lies.

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Cue James O'Queefe and his dildo boat...

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Wait until he hears from the De "bate" team.

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When I was in HS, the senior staff of the school paper was responsible for installing the next year's staff (collecting applications, interviewing, assigning positions). The interviews were unsupervised by adults. Being teenagers, we hilariously asked other teenagers if they knew what "coitus," "fellatio," and/or "cunnilingus" were. Several years down the road, a friend told me that his little brother got suspended from school for carrying that tradition on. Good times . . .

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An event at one school = "the schools". Common Core = massive federal overreach.

These pants-wetting heroes have no confidence in local (small-government) school administration at all.

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Well, Beck does know all about dildos, what with being one and all.

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Back in Veetnahm, when some ballbusting minor functionary would demand that you do this or that thing you did not see any reason for doing, the stock response was: "Whaddya gonna do if I don't--send me to Vietnam?"

We loved our bitter sarcasm <i>so</i> much in those days.

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I figure her mouth was opened and she was in shock thinking she had just gave $29.95 at Adam and Eve for the very same dildo her daughter had won.Damn if she had just waited she could have saved a few bucks

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