As you know, your editor was in peaceful, relaxing Japan last week for a perfectly-timed vacation. Tokyo was about as normal as one could expect a city to be in such a situation, so we won't bore you with banal details about what it's like to now have gills and the ability to shoot laundry detergent out of your eyes. You want to see the weird Obama stuff your editor stumbled upon.
Here's Your Weird Japanese Obama Stuff
Jack, did anyone ask to rub your hair for good luck?
what? is that blond in the second picture megan mccain?