Herman Cain's taking advantage of the post-Santorum era, yes he is, with a new video reminding us of a tax plan too incomprehensible to distract America from true tales of sex and cash. Due to Cain's need to, maybe, provide himself and his family with food and shelter using super PAC funds, the video is rather LO-BUDGE. The evil-looking anemic child featured in the ad is only given four speaking lines, because we are forever in a deep recession, if King B. Obama has anything to say about it. Not all that different from a You Can't Do That On Television skit, "Chicken," as it is called, shows what happens when "the American taxpayer," the farmer star of this video, keeps feeding supporting actor "Big Government" (normal-sized chicken) large portions of his paycheck (genetically modified Monsanto grain feed) forever. The chickens just get hungrier and hungrier, nothing is ever enough, and then they eat the American farmer fellow. And then at the end there is this video game hero-esque version of Herman Cain (above) standing atop a mountain, looking out over his fake kingdom.
God I love that woman.
Something Stupid This Way Comes.
If he just had a big enough grill, it could be Yaki-Tori of the Gods.
Technically, the average American taxpayer does not wear coveralls. Or have chickens without a breaded and fried coating.
I envision a Wonkette Director's cut version.
His scream should be "no no NO, MRS. GOBBLECOCKS!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Like any true artist, he writes what he knows.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=o5PKULglde8" target="_blank">Here you go</a>. Appropriate title, too.
WTF is it with Herman Cain and snuff movies featuring animals?
I&#039;m starting to think the ASPCA should be paying him a visit. Just to take a look-see.