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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

That's the thing I hate most about blind people, the way they push their way through the throng.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Damn...that thing is hideous. It looks more like a skull or Jason's mask.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

She loved pink too, still does but no more strawberry soda.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Vomit Comet

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Barb, I think you have won the morning.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>when the Internet was just a bunch of Midi files floating around on GeoCities pages</i>

i miss those days.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Seriously, apparently McDownfisty loves both Hermie and spinning fair rides.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Be sure to use one that's fresh from the 450F oven.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Sorry for the vom memories. I had a near-vom experience on the spider as a kid. In general, the spinning rides are not my best bet, but I do love a good roller coaster.

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fuflans's avatar

crappy crappy pizza.

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MissusBarry's avatar

I think there're a couple this morning. Upfists for all the wonkeratti.

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PsycWench's avatar

I refuse to listen. I feel certain that it would be like the eagle soaring and then pooping into both of my eardrums.

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MissusBarry's avatar

<a href="http://www.flatrides.com/Ri..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.flatrides.com/Ride%20Index/EyerlySpide...">http://www.flatrides.com/Ri...

Sorry, I must get up on the html malarkey.

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PsycWench's avatar

It makes sense to me. Eat plenty of Herman Cain's pizza and you'll meet Jesus soon enough.

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PsycWench's avatar

It was probably one of those life-changing events and he/she went back to college, got a degree and went on to actually improve lives, in penance.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I once watched my cousin riding on the spider. She had a thing for cotton candy and strawberry soda at the time. Watching the lovely arc of pink vomit spray across the midway and my cousin's subsequent embarrassment was one of the high points of my young life.

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