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That's the thing I hate most about blind people, the way they push their way through the throng.

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Damn...that thing is hideous. It looks more like a skull or Jason's mask.

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She loved pink too, still does but no more strawberry soda.

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Vomit Comet

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Barb, I think you have won the morning.

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<i>when the Internet was just a bunch of Midi files floating around on GeoCities pages</i>

i miss those days.

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Seriously, apparently McDownfisty loves both Hermie and spinning fair rides.

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Be sure to use one that's fresh from the 450F oven.

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Sorry for the vom memories. I had a near-vom experience on the spider as a kid. In general, the spinning rides are not my best bet, but I do love a good roller coaster.

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crappy crappy pizza.

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I think there're a couple this morning. Upfists for all the wonkeratti.

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I refuse to listen. I feel certain that it would be like the eagle soaring and then pooping into both of my eardrums.

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Sorry, I must get up on the html malarkey.

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It makes sense to me. Eat plenty of Herman Cain's pizza and you'll meet Jesus soon enough.

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It was probably one of those life-changing events and he/she went back to college, got a degree and went on to actually improve lives, in penance.

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I once watched my cousin riding on the spider. She had a thing for cotton candy and strawberry soda at the time. Watching the lovely arc of pink vomit spray across the midway and my cousin's subsequent embarrassment was one of the high points of my young life.

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