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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I dunno ... the lawncare business in AZ is, shall we say, drying up.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I was sort of wondering if Mitt might have to go into a Mittness protection program.

*Ba-donk.* I'll be here all night. Try the veal. Etc.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Can...can I come work for you?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ya'll know I'm a collection agent, right. It's cool though, it's just a temp gig for now. However, it does have some compensations. One of my fellow temps talked to a debtor and he said, and I quote, "since you people in the northeast love Obama so much I'm going to stop growing my business and just go and enjoy golf while I still can. To which my co-worker said, and I paraphrase, how can you grow your business when your so behind on your loan...and before you head to Pebble Beach could you at least make one payment?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Dude, in the imaginary world where this guy owns a business, the rules are totally different. Also in that world, his superhero cape is <i>totally</i> awesome.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He provides all the models that pose sleeping under sombreros for those ceramic statues.

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diogenez's avatar

Herman Cain is drunk again.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm guessing it's the people who stand on the strip and pass out those tacky little porno cards and flyers

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fuflans's avatar

i put mine on my bra.

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fuflans's avatar

mr small business owner better hope to god the interwebs stay anonymous or he's going to be a very small business owner.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They have a great non-prescription plan.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Now I'll bet he wishes he hadn't given $300,000,000 to Karl Rove.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When Obama voters put themselves and their families first, Bill O'Reilly and his cohorts say they just want the government to give them things. Family values -- like actual families -- are many and varied.

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bobbert's avatar

Possibly the folks that hand out the slut cards on the street.

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ValiumNation's avatar

Yeah, like all those changes came into effect 24 hours ago. Fucker.

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