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I was sort of wondering if Mitt might have to go into a Mittness protection program.

*Ba-donk.* I'll be here all night. Try the veal. Etc.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Can...can I come work for you?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ya'll know I'm a collection agent, right. It's cool though, it's just a temp gig for now. However, it does have some compensations. One of my fellow temps talked to a debtor and he said, and I quote, "since you people in the northeast love Obama so much I'm going to stop growing my business and just go and enjoy golf while I still can. To which my co-worker said, and I paraphrase, how can you grow your business when your so behind on your loan...and before you head to Pebble Beach could you at least make one payment?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Dude, in the imaginary world where this guy owns a business, the rules are totally different. Also in that world, his superhero cape is <i>totally</i> awesome.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He provides all the models that pose sleeping under sombreros for those ceramic statues.

diogenez's avatar

Herman Cain is drunk again.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm guessing it's the people who stand on the strip and pass out those tacky little porno cards and flyers

fuflans's avatar

i put mine on my bra.

fuflans's avatar

mr small business owner better hope to god the interwebs stay anonymous or he's going to be a very small business owner.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They have a great non-prescription plan.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Now I'll bet he wishes he hadn't given $300,000,000 to Karl Rove.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When Obama voters put themselves and their families first, Bill O'Reilly and his cohorts say they just want the government to give them things. Family values -- like actual families -- are many and varied.

bobbert's avatar

Possibly the folks that hand out the slut cards on the street.

ValiumNation's avatar

Yeah, like all those changes came into effect 24 hours ago. Fucker.