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Petunia Cat's avatar

Also some billionaire should just quietly pay off his mortgage. That’s the kind of thing that’s genuinely helpful

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Petunia Cat's avatar

That wouldn’t give them enough money to go anywhere.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

I have wondered this too. There have already been noises to the effect that a foreign power was involved. Also something about $500,000 in bitcoin.Oh, that will also be useful for investigators to prove that this was all preplanned and coordinated, not spontaneous.

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

I never thought so--you wouldn't. I just feel bad I posted in the wrong place!

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

And the NRA filed for bankruptcy today. And they're moving from NY to Texas.

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

I worshipped him and them all. Seriously.

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malsperanza's avatar

He's right to be afraid. He and his family may need protection for a while. I hope that is being addressed.

And of course he'd be a vet. Of course. Christ, this fucking country never manages to appreciate the incredible riches of our people.

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malsperanza's avatar

Oh no, those sanctimonious disingenuous frauds will be delighted to praise this man. He's One of the Good Ones A Real American and they will totally want a piece of that.

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ArmedResistant's avatar

He and his family are currently receiving Federal protection, is my understanding. This man deserves every medal that can be thrown at him. He may have known that more officers were on the way, but he wouldn’t have any idea of exactly how many officers or their response time and preparedness.

This officer, in that split second, realised that the doors were a) unguarded b) probably unlocked and c) led directly into the Senate chambers. In that moment he decided that his life was worth giving in service to those Senators and staff; I don’t think that he had any expectation of not being at least seriously injured if not killed.

Just throw all the awards for valor and service to country and whatever else at this officer. All the things.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Easy peasy in a sane world.

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JCfromNC's avatar

It'd be nice if we lived in one, eh?

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Delu's avatar

He lived up to his name.

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tiredsucker's avatar

haha, that too!

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tiredsucker's avatar

Yeah, too bad Jimi couldn't be here also.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

and it didn't matter that at that moment he was terrified, he still put other people first

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Ellen_D's avatar

The latest from WaPo:

“About one minute after the vice president was hustled out of the Senate chamber and into a nearby room, members of the pro-Trump mob arrived at the top of a nearby landing.“

https://www.washingtonpost....

Goodman is a goddamn hero.

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