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Jared James's avatar

The best part about being a Fox News fact-checker is you can do it from your own couch, covered in cheetos dust and ganja seeds. The bad part is no 401(k).

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jqheywood's avatar

But why the Greeks? What makes them so special?

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jqheywood's avatar

[name of shooter], (D)

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I hear the new Wonder Woman doesn't celebrate Christmas, either! <a href="http://happynicetimepeople...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://happynicetimepeople.com/new-jewish-wonder-...">http://happynicetimepeople....

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

He sounds pretty "Clueless."

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Lot_49's avatar

"Warren Christopher pushed back his half-eaten bowl of Müslix and looked at his Cartier watch."

--Jeff Greenfield's unforgettable characterization of Bob-Woodward style "journalism."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I wish I had that teacher for ... well ... for all my classes ever. "That's right. It was a dog. A hungry dog. So I have no homework again."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm pretty sure it requires facts. Which is why Faux Snooze doesn't try.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They'll condemn the liebruls for shamelessly trying to politicize a tragic event.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Chinese food"? Not exactly an "atheist" tradition, guys.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Now that you mention it, they're pretty much the only thing that's wrong with Christmas. Well, them and the retailers.

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PsycWench's avatar

Wow, that's sad. In our little community we know all the teachers' kids, spouses and so on.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This wins the morning.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We need to surround Santa by a bodyguard of lies.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Cheeses Christ on a Cracker makes for quick and easy hors d'oeuvres.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Deck us all with Fox News folly. Fa lalalala lalalala

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