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Jared James's avatar

The best part about being a Fox News fact-checker is you can do it from your own couch, covered in cheetos dust and ganja seeds. The bad part is no 401(k).

jqheywood's avatar

But why the Greeks? What makes them so special?

jqheywood's avatar

[name of shooter], (D)

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I hear the new Wonder Woman doesn't celebrate Christmas, either! <a href="http://happynicetimepeople...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://happynicetimepeople.com/new-jewish-wonder-...">http://happynicetimepeople....

BarackMyWorld's avatar

He sounds pretty "Clueless."

Lot_49's avatar

"Warren Christopher pushed back his half-eaten bowl of Müslix and looked at his Cartier watch."

--Jeff Greenfield's unforgettable characterization of Bob-Woodward style "journalism."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I wish I had that teacher for ... well ... for all my classes ever. "That's right. It was a dog. A hungry dog. So I have no homework again."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm pretty sure it requires facts. Which is why Faux Snooze doesn't try.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They'll condemn the liebruls for shamelessly trying to politicize a tragic event.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Chinese food"? Not exactly an "atheist" tradition, guys.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Now that you mention it, they're pretty much the only thing that's wrong with Christmas. Well, them and the retailers.

PsycWench's avatar

Wow, that's sad. In our little community we know all the teachers' kids, spouses and so on.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We need to surround Santa by a bodyguard of lies.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Cheeses Christ on a Cracker makes for quick and easy hors d'oeuvres.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Deck us all with Fox News folly. Fa lalalala lalalala