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Lefty Mark's avatar

Frankly, I don't understand why this whole discussion has managed to avoid falling victim to the Wonkette Banhammer. I have seen stuff that was much tamer than this get blown to oblivion on multiple occasions. Mind you, I'm not complaining about the present exchange (far from it); I'm just kind of amazed that it has been allowed to persist right out in broad daylight.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well he did, just not in the literal sense.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

A book is the best frigate, whatever that means.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

What doggie sideboob lacks in quality in makes up for in quantity.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I wonder what the next pathetic stunt will be? Gay marriage opens the door for people marrying their pets, accompanied by a stylish wedding of a man and a poodle? Equal pay for women will promote the decline of the male with a picture of a naked man wearing an apron while vacuuming the house?

Anything for attention from the mouthbreathers wanting to hear it.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Bestiality, bitchez!!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"You don't love me, you just love my doggy style."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

DUCK!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Back in the day, when we were hanging out doing nothing we weren't chillin' - we were "fucking the dog."

But not really.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

A young lady once told me "Erotic is a chicken feather; kinky is the whole chicken."

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

You let those guys fuck animals, the next thing you know they're killing people with guns.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I blame Gaybama.

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malsperanza's avatar

<i>And in fact, military cases of animal sex were all prosecuted under that article</i>

So how long has this been a thing in the military? Is this why we lost the Vietnam War?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

From WSBT: <blockquote>Davis, Jr. apologized in a post Monday morning saying, ‘Sorry if I offended any of you in my last post. I read, see and hear all kinds of stuff everyday and at this juncture in my life it doesn't surprise or offend me.’</blockquote>

adding, "I mean I got Rick-rolled four fucking times last week."

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Painter of Goats's avatar

I'm also relieved to see no mention of goat fuckers.

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The Quirk's avatar

All you have to do for that is bend over in front of a rottweiler; their instincts take over -- as I learned to my disgrace.

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