Have you heard of Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan (R-kindofsucks)? That’s ok, he is probably pretty useless most of the time, unless you live in his district, in which case he most likely ruins a lot of stuff for you. Anyway, he has had the bright idea of promising to reinstate Don’t Ask Don’t Tell if he is re-elected and his party retakes the House in November. But what about all our Heroes and Warriors that have already come out of the closet? Oh, we’ll just shove them back in, it will be fine, they probably liked it there anyway.
<blockquote>Over time, I developed a &quot;filter question&quot; that still helps guide my decisions to this day. That question is: <b>&quot;Will this decision benefit families?&quot;</b> If it does, then I will stand up and fight for it, no matter who is against me.</blockquote>
you know, if there&#039;s even the REMOTEST chance we take back congress and the white house again, i hope the liberal ass agenda we pass makes their little heads spin like linda blair.
Other things to look forward to when the GOP gains control of the presidency and congress&hellip; Mandatory flag lapel pins for all men. FOX News will be renamed PBS and the old PBS will disappear. Mandatory 24 hour ultra-sonic uterus monitors for everyone including Lindsey Graham. All foreign sounding food must be renamed to American. For example, burritos will now be called a bean cheese and beef wrap.
So it&#039;s the legislative equivalent of the slacktivist stuff posted on Facebook?
<a href="http:\/\/www.jimjordanforcongress.com\/" target="_blank">A Letter From Jim</a>:
<blockquote>Over time, I developed a &quot;filter question&quot; that still helps guide my decisions to this day. That question is: <b>&quot;Will this decision benefit families?&quot;</b> If it does, then I will stand up and fight for it, no matter who is against me.</blockquote>
Why don&#039;t these guys know that this type of behavior makes people *more* likely to think that they&#039;re gay?
This is actually code for &#039;we will return America to the days of Jim Crow&#039;.
Waist deep in the Big Flamy.
Then it&#039;s just like shooting fish off a log.
&quot;The only thing between him and the back wall of the closet is Tom Cruise&quot;.
JERBS!!!!
you know, if there&#039;s even the REMOTEST chance we take back congress and the white house again, i hope the liberal ass agenda we pass makes their little heads spin like linda blair.
<i>But what about all our Heroes and Warriors that have already come out of the closet?</i>
He can just use Romney&#039;s Wayback Machine to have them retroactively retract their ask/tell word things.
Plus 12 million new jobs. (In the USA, I hope!)
Other things to look forward to when the GOP gains control of the presidency and congress&hellip; Mandatory flag lapel pins for all men. FOX News will be renamed PBS and the old PBS will disappear. Mandatory 24 hour ultra-sonic uterus monitors for everyone including Lindsey Graham. All foreign sounding food must be renamed to American. For example, burritos will now be called a bean cheese and beef wrap.
He&#039;s a panderast.
It&#039;s almost understandable, if you consider the high regard with which the previous administration treated both new and existing law.
And Jim will be waiting in the closet to welcome them with open arms.
or legs...