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John orendorff's avatar

Texas is fine. All it needs is a better climate and some nice people. Of course, you could say the same thing about hell. (Stole that one.)

Eliot's avatar

Why the long face?

Flashman's avatar

Glad Paxton didn't draw Judge Tipton in the election case, sheesh.

Aunt PithyPat's avatar

(Tiny, scared voice) what does it smell like?

Tom65's avatar

These fucking people...

motmelere's avatar

WTF would Paxton and his supporters do without desperate undocumented workers to exploit? How could Ken keep them in line without the threat of deportation? OMG, they might ask to get paid more than $5/day.

TakingAmes's avatar

The inability to satisfy a woman.

Wookie Monster's avatar

So, with this ruling, does that mean every time an immigration judge refuses to deport someone, they are in contempt of court?

Wookie Monster's avatar

Can you run for office in Texas from inside a federal prison cell?

Asking for a friend.

Dr. Rags's avatar

...and every other hippo

Mintie's avatar

I've said it a hundred times and I'll say it a hundred and one more: DHS needs to go away. It was a bullshit agency created by the Shrub's administration as a sop to American fears about terrorism. It is utterly superfluous, and seems to really just be a dumping ground for other, more effective agencies' dead wood.

Wookie Monster's avatar

It also managed to turn previously effective agencies like FEMA into dead wood.

Mintie's avatar

I believe you can in some states, but probably not Texas.

Mintie's avatar

It fucked up a lot of previously effective agencies. . .