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Texas is fine. All it needs is a better climate and some nice people. Of course, you could say the same thing about hell. (Stole that one.)

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Why the long face?

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Glad Paxton didn't draw Judge Tipton in the election case, sheesh.

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I smell Sturmgruppenführer Miller.

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(Tiny, scared voice) what does it smell like?

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These fucking people...

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WTF would Paxton and his supporters do without desperate undocumented workers to exploit? How could Ken keep them in line without the threat of deportation? OMG, they might ask to get paid more than $5/day.

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The inability to satisfy a woman.

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So, with this ruling, does that mean every time an immigration judge refuses to deport someone, they are in contempt of court?

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Can you run for office in Texas from inside a federal prison cell?

Asking for a friend.

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That's Eau de Shapiro.

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...and every other hippo

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I've said it a hundred times and I'll say it a hundred and one more: DHS needs to go away. It was a bullshit agency created by the Shrub's administration as a sop to American fears about terrorism. It is utterly superfluous, and seems to really just be a dumping ground for other, more effective agencies' dead wood.

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It also managed to turn previously effective agencies like FEMA into dead wood.

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I believe you can in some states, but probably not Texas.

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It fucked up a lot of previously effective agencies. . .

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