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Safe bet that not a one of 'em has actually read Nabokov.

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Every student at the school should endeavor to get one of those "dress code violation" outfits and all wear them to school for a week. Invite the press.

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It's not bullying if a Real Authority Figure does it.

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Well, obviously that little slut should be following the advice of sites like this: <a href="http://modestymatters.wordp..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://modestymatters.wordpress.com/2012/04/02/di...">http://modestymatters.wordp...

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Not in Florida; thanks to global warming, 40% of it is under water at any given time.

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<i>They sentenced me to twenty years of dress code violations For trying to change the system from within...</i>

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School officials have really gotten soft over the years. Back when I was in high school, she would have had to sweep the schoolhouse floor, bring in the coal and get the stove started, then go down to the marsh and cut a bundle of switches for the teacher, before going down to the village square to spend the rest of the day in the stocks located next to the courthouse.

Kids these days.

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Well, this is Jacksonville. In the northern part of the state. Which is the south. The attacks on and intimidation of girls begins early. And always "in their best interests".

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How come she gets to comment?

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I bet they teach evolution with very little enthusiasm.

A good friend of mine left Florida precisely because of the stupidity in the schools.

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Sheesh . . . three different "boyfriends", all facing felony charges? That kid is the very definition of "jailbait".

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<a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2014\/09\/07\/nyregion\/the-rise-and-fall-of-the-biggest-pot-dealer-in-new-york-city-history.html" target="_blank">Funny you should mention that... </a>

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I don'[t see a fix for those troublesome leather micro-skirts.

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First you suck 'em in...

In any event, what it <i>should</i> be is: "We’re looking at all options, but what we’re not going to do is just change our knee-jerk reaction.”

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Nunzilla! I've got one of those!

Saaay . . . a wind-up Griftzilla would make a great Wonkette exclusive.

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