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So they're dumping tonsils in the well?

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How about we convince him that all the gay marryin' has brought the birth rate down to new lows, and it is thus his patriotic duty to either undergo another testicular operation and multiply, or do that other thing.

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I thought she got her Fallujah tubes tied.

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I want the plan that covers preventive treatment.

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I wonder who insisted that they <i>both</i> get fixed? Somebody there doesn't quite trust somebody.

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And his penis pump.

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Well, speaking historically, it doesn't hurt, but it's not really a deal-closer.

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And that's the same number of cards in a modern deck. Which excludes the Tarot trumps.

Oh, fuck it, I can't keep it up. Bilking morons is just not on my plate.

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Wait. If there's Roe, <i>somebody</i> hasn't been spayed.

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And the fucknut is 68. So, (1) I agree he shouldn't have kids; (2) duh.

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I tell you, I-5 south of Sac appears to be falling into the "we don't need this road" column.

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Do dogs even have tonsils?

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It's remotely possible that this is a preemptive "It couldn't have been me, I'm fixed", but I think even Republicans have heard of DNA by now.

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Really, by now they're worse than Hitler.

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You and me both.

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