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right?

god know what horror this will turn out to be.

reminds me of growing up in the 70s.

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Or possibly the Honey Boo Boo Lunch Act.

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Are Ho-Ho's banned for the Secret Service?

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Very little pork goes to the bean producers.

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It's the <i>No Child Left Without a Huge Behind Act</i>

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Fruit and veggies in the bin, and nuts in the legislature. One of your messier food fights.

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Whoever it was who said that April is the cruelest month, had no idea...

EDIT: It was T.S. Eliot (<i>The Waste Land</i>). Maybe he did have an idea.

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Original title: "No Skinny Kids Act"

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Let them eat ketchup packets.

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