Brave GOP legislators are fighting against the Kale Tyranny of Michelle Obama and her personal minions at the USDA, who are phasing in a fascist plan to require all school lunches to reduce their maximum calorie count and include servings of fruit and vegetables.
right?
god know what horror this will turn out to be.
reminds me of growing up in the 70s.
Or possibly the Honey Boo Boo Lunch Act.
Are Ho-Ho's banned for the Secret Service?
Very little pork goes to the bean producers.
It&#039;s the <i>No Child Left Without a Huge Behind Act</i>
Fruit and veggies in the bin, and nuts in the legislature. One of your messier food fights.
Whoever it was who said that April is the cruelest month, had no idea...
EDIT: It was T.S. Eliot (<i>The Waste Land</i>). Maybe he did have an idea.
Original title: &quot;No Skinny Kids Act&quot;
Let them eat ketchup packets.