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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Dammit!- John 'No Natural Light!' McCain

PDX Realness's avatar

She probably believes that that Onion article on the new Planned Parenthood AbortionPlex from a few years ago was real. Personally, I kinda wish it was....

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end, amen.

Karlew's avatar

NEW LAW! Approved.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Local control!!!! Unless the locals do not want us to control them-new GOP mantra

handyhippie65's avatar

and just think, we actually paid these people to do this. like wiping yer ass with hunnerts.

Amy!'s avatar

Beisbol? Is that the miracle weight-loss fruit of the day/week on Dr. Oz?

Amy!'s avatar

Ha! I always wondered how scrambled eggs were made.

They're made with eggs from Republican-owned chickens. It's so obvious now!

DsMTwoShoes's avatar

All this talk about Boehner being hypersensitive or emotional. Which are or is the reason he will break into tears without warning, or for that matter cause. It's all bullshit. He's a drunk, nothing more nothing less. He's a lush in a position of authority. Surrounded by spineless twits. Who collectively haven't the balls of a hamster. And are terrified of loosing their position.

KenRob's avatar

That's just the first step. The next will be when everyone is required to wear only a cross with the stars & bars on it. Does that mean the folks who have the crucified body on their crosses have to have the stars on it too or since they won't comply with that, will they have to be in the FEMA camps with the rest of us? Decisions, decisions.

KenRob's avatar

If they make them with Repub chickens, would there even be eggs to eat? Since women are required to keep their eggs fertile at all times, won't it soon extend to chickens? Don't all fertile eggs have to produce babbies?

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Good idea .... makes it easier to identify them and ignore them.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... "he's the leaker of the House!" Brilliant.

BackDoorMan's avatar

β€œThat’s just like, your opinion, man”.

Now Playing: Don't You (Forget About Meme) - Really Simple Minds

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It nice to see that the House Republicans haven't lost their knack for the meaningless gesture.

BTW - Does anybody remember the name of the original crying doll? That should be The Orange One's new nickname.

stevola's avatar

At the abortionplex gift shop, of course!