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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

People stricken with the heartbreak of psoriasis?

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chascates's avatar

I recall a Limbaugh comment during the event: "Birds covered with oil? Sounds like dinner to me!".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They just need to incorporate first, cozy up to ther Koch bros., and pay big bucks to GOP lawmakers. Then they can set it off, say "Oops!" and walk away.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

An "honorable man" who destroyed evidence.

Republicans are funny.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

What a fkwd. And if some sorry shit accidentally dripped oil on this judge's driveway, he'd be looking at 15 to 30.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Dang activist Usurper, actin' like he got hisself a mandate or sumpin'.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I'm tempted to Google that name, preceded by that adjective... but also skeered of what I would find.

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schmannity's avatar

Besides me, you know who else has suffered enough?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Are these judges elected, appointed or sculpted from dried pigshit ? Pigshit: it's in the news <a href="http://www.pork.org" target="_blank"> <a href="http://www.pork.org</a>" target="_blank">www.pork.org</a></a> › News › News Releases‎Cached

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>included a little old 200 million gallons of bubbling crude</i>

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire, Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I suppose a hot oil enema for Mr. Badalementi would be considered cruel and unusual despite being appropriate.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

"An honorable man"

Yeeeeaaaah, with law-breakin' and destruction of documents, I don't think that phrase means what you think it means. But hey, I'm no fancy court judge.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Money goes in, justice comes out. You can't explain that.

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