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chascates's avatar

Daddy's little angel is my little whore.

bobbert's avatar

I'm not a woman, so I really don't have any right to an opinion on this, but I do have trouble understanding why any women in Kansas (or elsewhere) vote these folks into office.

I can only surmise that some segment of the women of Kansas want to force all the women of Kansas to abide by the rules that the segment voluntarily follow (most of the time).

Note to Wonket: This is slightly misplaced, as my outrage-meter is currently maxed about Tennessee's starve-poor-kids-because-they're-poor initiative.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Next on the Kansas legislative agenda: an amendment to whatever-bill-is-handy expanding the bow-hunting season to include deer, abortion clinic staff, evolutionists, and vegans.

Shypixel's avatar

I would suggest "Second Amendment Remedies", but I think the right has that market cornered.

PubOption's avatar

What IS the matter with Kansas?

WA Bishop's avatar

Let alone corrupt their precious bodily fluids!

Shypixel's avatar

Sad truth: My family originally moved to Kansas from New England as part of the Free Soil movement.

Funny thing, I thought our side won that battle. Guess we weren't playing the long game like our opponents, for it seems they won in the end.

Thank the FSM one of my later ancestors had the gumption to GTFO.

WA Bishop's avatar

All you need to know is that everything, at some basic level, is the fault of women.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Once again we see the Republican form of democracy in action - do what we say, keep your mouth shut, and if you step out of line we'll beat you into the ground.

I've seen tin-pot Banana Republics do a better job of not looking so shamelessly corrupt.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Terry Bruce needs to get knocked up. Any volunteers?

Shypixel's avatar

Fuck that. No way I am moving to Kansas.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

#1 in Wheat and Sorghum

Only because plants can't pack up and get the fuck out.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If goat-boy can play hoops, Kansas will call it a win.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Funny how they ban "Sharia law", and then pass Sharia laws.