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Daddy's little angel is my little whore.

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I'm not a woman, so I really don't have any right to an opinion on this, but I do have trouble understanding why any women in Kansas (or elsewhere) vote these folks into office.

I can only surmise that some segment of the women of Kansas want to force all the women of Kansas to abide by the rules that the segment voluntarily follow (most of the time).

Note to Wonket: This is slightly misplaced, as my outrage-meter is currently maxed about Tennessee's starve-poor-kids-because-they're-poor initiative.

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Next on the Kansas legislative agenda: an amendment to whatever-bill-is-handy expanding the bow-hunting season to include deer, abortion clinic staff, evolutionists, and vegans.

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I would suggest "Second Amendment Remedies", but I think the right has that market cornered.

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What IS the matter with Kansas?

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Let alone corrupt their precious bodily fluids!

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Sad truth: My family originally moved to Kansas from New England as part of the Free Soil movement.

Funny thing, I thought our side won that battle. Guess we weren't playing the long game like our opponents, for it seems they won in the end.

Thank the FSM one of my later ancestors had the gumption to GTFO.

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All you need to know is that everything, at some basic level, is the fault of women.

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Once again we see the Republican form of democracy in action - do what we say, keep your mouth shut, and if you step out of line we'll beat you into the ground.

I've seen tin-pot Banana Republics do a better job of not looking so shamelessly corrupt.

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Vote the fuckers out. That is all.

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Terry Bruce needs to get knocked up. Any volunteers?

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Fuck that. No way I am moving to Kansas.

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#1 in Wheat and Sorghum

Only because plants can't pack up and get the fuck out.

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If goat-boy can play hoops, Kansas will call it a win.

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Religion. Oh wait, you said that.

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Funny how they ban "Sharia law", and then pass Sharia laws.

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