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gffish's avatar

It has been reported that Pompeo finished first in his class at West Point. If true, that makes me wonder what kind of nincompoops were his classmates.

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ProbStat's avatar

The fat fuck has even copied Dumpster Fire's stupidly long tie.

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ontheotherhand's avatar

Thank you for clarifying that. I was thinking of the "how do I get through this airplane door I am stuck I will try again I will let go of this big black thing behind me and let it fly away in the wind so I can enter" scene, and the walking alongside his wife and Barron with the umbrella covering him alone.

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Batty Cat's avatar

It's the new cult signifier. Maybe they'll start wearing them long enough to trip over them and break their damn necks (not that I would, in any way, condone violence - including masterbatory self-harm - on my political rivals).

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phoenix00's avatar

POMPEO: Well ma'am, you have some of your facts wrong, so you should be careful about things you assert as facts before you state them.Condescending. Little. Prick. Fuck.

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phoenix00's avatar

It's just not as easy as, say, a red baseball cap.

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SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

Thank you, I came here to say this!

Also, too, what a dick.

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Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

She absolutely MURDERED him right there on TV. Yay Tennessee, and GO VOLS!

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Nightflyer's avatar

Very pleased that she tore Pompeo a new hole in Pompeo's pompous posterior.I'm sure she's Number #647 on the White House arrest list now...

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

No matter where you kick Mike Pomposo it's in the ass.

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Martin Chambers's avatar

Yeah yeah and dont forget the three squares of toilet paper to stream from the back of their shoes. That must be kinda like that red shoe thingamabob I hear people used to talk about.Shel

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RogationDays's avatar

Tom Lehrer libelz

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Seahawk's avatar

Yeah, religious freedom. Really important for Mike to make sure Trump's supporters have the freedom to deny service to people they don't like.

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arensb's avatar

You misspelled "homage".

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Who's Will?

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Nice.

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