Let's all take a moment to applaud today's Hero of Limited Government, Louisiana state Sen. Elbert Lee Guillory, who objected Tuesday that a new bill to ban cockfighting is overly broad, because it would infringe on the rights of the completely legitimate sport of "chicken boxing," which is a totally real thing and not at all something someone made up in order to try to get around laws against cockfighting. Sen. Guillory opposes a bill that would strengthen the state's 2008 ban on cockfighting by expanding the definition of "chicken" to include other birds, like roosters or game fowl. (This being a Bible Belt state, it's a surprise the bill didn't also include bats, which
Our legislature has had a stunning session this year. They're massively restricted abortion rights, evidently reintroduced cockfighting, illegalized having Alabama's football mascot on Louisiana issued ID's (WTF?), vastly expanded capital punishment, and I think have made heroin possession mandatory life imprisonment. What a year. I'm sorry I want New Orleans to be given back to FRANCE. Pig fuckers, all of them. Pig fuckers have flown the coop.
You haven't met my husband's Franco-Ontarian relatives. (Funnily enough, while typing this I hit the wrong combination of keys and my keyboard went French and started throwing in è . Coincidence????
Next thing they'll be making a chicken boxing movie - inspirational music plays while Cocky Balboa flaps his way up and down the Louisiana State Capitol steps.
It's a plot I tellz ya! The chickens are being trained fight the Demoncrats over Obamacare/voting rights/women's rights/immigration/minimum wage/you name it. But the D's will cave faster than an unregulated coal mine.
Good to know that there is nothing else for the brave senator to work on for the people of Louisiana besides trying to score votes (for freedumb!) by appealing to the mouth breathers.
Our legislature has had a stunning session this year. They're massively restricted abortion rights, evidently reintroduced cockfighting, illegalized having Alabama's football mascot on Louisiana issued ID's (WTF?), vastly expanded capital punishment, and I think have made heroin possession mandatory life imprisonment. What a year. I'm sorry I want New Orleans to be given back to FRANCE. Pig fuckers, all of them. Pig fuckers have flown the coop.
You haven't met my husband's Franco-Ontarian relatives. (Funnily enough, while typing this I hit the wrong combination of keys and my keyboard went French and started throwing in è . Coincidence????
I am more in favor of chicken bucketing than chicken boxing.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term featherweight...
Damnit, Nothing. Don't choke on us now!
â¬â¬ I fought the cock and the.... cock won. â¬â¬
How about chickenhawk fighting? I&#039;d love to see some of <i>that</i> bloodsport.
Next thing they&#039;ll be making a chicken boxing movie - inspirational music plays while Cocky Balboa flaps his way up and down the Louisiana State Capitol steps.
It&#039;s a plot I tellz ya! The chickens are being trained fight the Demoncrats over Obamacare/voting rights/women&#039;s rights/immigration/minimum wage/you name it. But the D&#039;s will cave faster than an unregulated coal mine.
Good to know that there is nothing else for the brave senator to work on for the people of Louisiana besides trying to score votes (for freedumb!) by appealing to the mouth breathers.
First they came for the chicken boxers, and I said noth--
I said,WTF is chicken boxing and how can there be that idiots think this sort of animal cruelty is entertaining?!?!