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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Our legislature has had a stunning session this year. They're massively restricted abortion rights, evidently reintroduced cockfighting, illegalized having Alabama's football mascot on Louisiana issued ID's (WTF?), vastly expanded capital punishment, and I think have made heroin possession mandatory life imprisonment. What a year. I'm sorry I want New Orleans to be given back to FRANCE. Pig fuckers, all of them. Pig fuckers have flown the coop.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You haven't met my husband's Franco-Ontarian relatives. (Funnily enough, while typing this I hit the wrong combination of keys and my keyboard went French and started throwing in è . Coincidence????

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schmannity's avatar

I am more in favor of chicken bucketing than chicken boxing.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Gives a whole new meaning to the term featherweight...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Damnit, Nothing. Don't choke on us now!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

♬♬ I fought the cock and the.... cock won. ♬♬

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

How about chickenhawk fighting? I'd love to see some of <i>that</i> bloodsport.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Next thing they'll be making a chicken boxing movie - inspirational music plays while Cocky Balboa flaps his way up and down the Louisiana State Capitol steps.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's a plot I tellz ya! The chickens are being trained fight the Demoncrats over Obamacare/voting rights/women's rights/immigration/minimum wage/you name it. But the D's will cave faster than an unregulated coal mine.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Good to know that there is nothing else for the brave senator to work on for the people of Louisiana besides trying to score votes (for freedumb!) by appealing to the mouth breathers.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

First they came for the chicken boxers, and I said noth--

I said,WTF is chicken boxing and how can there be that idiots think this sort of animal cruelty is entertaining?!?!

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