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TundraGrifter's avatar

Thinking that being told there is a religion called Islam will turn his daughter into a Muslin indicates he doesn't think much of her critical thinking skills.

It reminds me of George Carlin's great line - Going to church won't make you a Christian any more than driving into a garage will make you a car.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Unless she's really, really good at SportsBall - in which case they'd give her an "A."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

He's definitely a Zero!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I saw a Yahoo! teaser for that story - something about American Dad Resists Daughter Being Told Islam is Perfect.

I wish I'd made that up - but I didn't.

2.0: OK - it looks like I did make that up. At least, I got it confused with another DC story (that I'm sure isjust as accurate!) "Massachusetts Father Mad Just Because Public School Teaches ‘There Is No God But Allah.'"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's not how I heard Leviticus was violated.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I saw what you did there.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That Is Wonderful. Ha!

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Ikimizi's avatar

Or the Crusades, when the good Christians went to the Holy Land and fought,.. um..., some guys.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I have no snark for this. It's a whole new unexplored level of willful stupidity that will take my brain some time to process. Get back to me when Mr. Wood finds out that the English class is reading that Jewish deli classic, "The Kvetcher in the Rye."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Also, true fact: if you never read the obituaries, you'll live forever!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Worse! Other <i>ideas</i> exist!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Wait... didn't O'Queefe pretend to be a professor of Civics?

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PubOption's avatar

The marines are also masons?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

And, obviously, we didn't lose in Vietnam - it was a tie.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Don't tell this guy where we get our numerals

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Chris Grrr's avatar

He doesn't seem to have much faith in the appeal of his own Catholicism if learning about other religions is such a threat...

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