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i know -- you won't believe what Trump's people are finding.

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Does Michigan have a Stand Your Lawn statute?

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You really are asking for a long series of tasteless jokes, Tess. Don't get us started...

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... and on second thought, this may hurt just a bit after all.

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That's about all he knows.

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Tappa Kegga Bru.

He seems like the type who would knock back a few too many, before going out with the kid.

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Damned if I know -- Donnie's not saying. Yet.

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What a pussy.

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The correct response from Ms Smith-Heck is "I'm made of rubber, you're made of shit. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Also you're made of shit."

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We could put them behind fences ...

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I vote for "Dick."

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And his hair was <i>perfect</i>.

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"Maria, our abbey is not to be used as an escape. What is it you cun't face?" <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EePtIkuy5lg">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Uh, yeah, uh, no, uh, y'know, I was just saying how... uh... y'know... how I could imagine that his neighbors <em>might</em> sometimes think something like that. Yeah, that was it. Y'know, because freedom.

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I hope she shouted back the only proper response: "You're a dick!"

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