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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

i know -- you won't believe what Trump's people are finding.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You really are asking for a long series of tasteless jokes, Tess. Don't get us started...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

... and on second thought, this may hurt just a bit after all.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Tappa Kegga Bru.

He seems like the type who would knock back a few too many, before going out with the kid.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

What a pussy.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The correct response from Ms Smith-Heck is "I'm made of rubber, you're made of shit. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Also you're made of shit."

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Spurning Beer's avatar

And his hair was <i>perfect</i>.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

"Maria, our abbey is not to be used as an escape. What is it you cun't face?" <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EePtIkuy5lg">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Uh, yeah, uh, no, uh, y'know, I was just saying how... uh... y'know... how I could imagine that his neighbors <em>might</em> sometimes think something like that. Yeah, that was it. Y'know, because freedom.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I hope she shouted back the only proper response: "You're a dick!"

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