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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well...he had a brush with at least one once.

Joseph's avatar

I would have thought that the next generation of religious fools would be a little smarter.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The ends justify the means- the rallying cry of extremist nutjobs the world over

hey Hagee you fuckwit, please explain how this makes you any different than your Muslim counterpart who thought it was a good idea to fly a plane into the WTC because Gawd told him to...

The Quirk's avatar

Were they to stand, rather than sitting politely.

The Quirk's avatar

Someone told me the official residence for atheists is Portland Oregon, a place I'm actually hoping to retreat to someday.

Chris Grrr's avatar

It includes (but definitely is not limited to) loving sinners with your outside voice.

The Quirk's avatar

Well, none of them have access to nuclear weaponry -- that we know of.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

an apt distillation of my intense dislike of organized religion...

The Quirk's avatar

I'm living a little too close to the south to be comfortable w/ that.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Did Lieberman think he was going to be one of the 5?

Ikimizi's avatar

I have a spiritual black belt. Make my day, asshole.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>She only believes in spiritually violencing herself in the good way.</blockquote>

I presume this is something along the lines of:

And when they say take of his body, I think I'll take from mine instead

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Wow, Jesus has chubbed up a bit since I was in Sunday School.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I'm not sure there are many words in common use that mean what RWNJs think they mean.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I didn't tell him to! I'm a Goodgawd, y'all!

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Who, exactly, has become violent with these Xtians? Does Hayseed - er, Hagee - cite any examples? Because as butthurt as the right is I would think that if an actual act of violence occurred, it would be mentioned, oh, say, eleventy billion times, all in caps, complete with "scare quotes" and lots of !!!1!!1!!!1! all over their half of the internet.