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Hardly Ideal's avatar

The Uncertainty Principle makes for a fun superpower.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

In one episode, Adam warns "DO NO TRY THIS AT HOME. If I find out you did, I will come find you and kick your butt."

...I think I have an idea for how to meet Adam Savage! All y'all, help me cut up a bucket full of match heads!

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

He didn't even let their coffins be photographed.

Out of respect for the families, of course.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

From what I understand, he's more into marshmallow guns.

"Uh oh, Michelle's gonna be mad...!"

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starfanglednut's avatar

And the punctuation is too correct, but a spectacular and effort nonetheless. Holiday has a bright future in wingnut impersonation.

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starfanglednut's avatar

Haha that kid having a tantrum in the floor of the Oval Office is awesome.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

It's a big ol' zero-sum world in Wingnutostan.

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Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

That would be unbelievably awesome:-)

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... if for some reason (like a rip in the space-time continuum) a certain short-fingered vulgarian ends up as POTUS, such tantrums will be a daily occurrence instead of "daily briefings".

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

How touching in must have been for that officer's family when Ted Cruz yammered on and on about Divisive President, Being Divisive GRR!

I hope it was an open casket so he could go up and puppet the jaw to say "Thanks everybody! Hey, I hate Obama! Vote for Ted Cruz!"

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Rick Hill's avatar

Ted Cruz...the cockroach that screams at you to turn off the light.

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Geocentrists, maybe.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Right...that's what I meant and I'll edit :scribble, scribble:

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Querolous's avatar

The teacher was Mary Cathleen Collins? I'd take that class!

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Querolous's avatar

And..

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Querolous's avatar

Maybe Theocentrist?

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