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Hardly Ideal's avatar

The Uncertainty Principle makes for a fun superpower.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

In one episode, Adam warns "DO NO TRY THIS AT HOME. If I find out you did, I will come find you and kick your butt."

...I think I have an idea for how to meet Adam Savage! All y'all, help me cut up a bucket full of match heads!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

He didn't even let their coffins be photographed.

Out of respect for the families, of course.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

From what I understand, he's more into marshmallow guns.

"Uh oh, Michelle's gonna be mad...!"

starfanglednut's avatar

And the punctuation is too correct, but a spectacular and effort nonetheless. Holiday has a bright future in wingnut impersonation.

starfanglednut's avatar

Haha that kid having a tantrum in the floor of the Oval Office is awesome.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

It's a big ol' zero-sum world in Wingnutostan.

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

That would be unbelievably awesome:-)

BackDoorMan's avatar

... if for some reason (like a rip in the space-time continuum) a certain short-fingered vulgarian ends up as POTUS, such tantrums will be a daily occurrence instead of "daily briefings".

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

How touching in must have been for that officer's family when Ted Cruz yammered on and on about Divisive President, Being Divisive GRR!

I hope it was an open casket so he could go up and puppet the jaw to say "Thanks everybody! Hey, I hate Obama! Vote for Ted Cruz!"

Rick Hill's avatar

Ted Cruz...the cockroach that screams at you to turn off the light.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Geocentrists, maybe.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Right...that's what I meant and I'll edit :scribble, scribble:

Querolous's avatar

The teacher was Mary Cathleen Collins? I'd take that class!