And then the bartender says to the neutron, 'For you, no charge!' Texas nerdboy Ahmed Mohamed, who was arrested in September when school officials and the Irving Police Department decided his alarm clock inside a pencil case looked like a hoax bomb, finally
... if for some reason (like a rip in the space-time continuum) a certain short-fingered vulgarian ends up as POTUS, such tantrums will be a daily occurrence instead of "daily briefings".
The Uncertainty Principle makes for a fun superpower.
In one episode, Adam warns "DO NO TRY THIS AT HOME. If I find out you did, I will come find you and kick your butt."
...I think I have an idea for how to meet Adam Savage! All y'all, help me cut up a bucket full of match heads!
He didn't even let their coffins be photographed.
Out of respect for the families, of course.
From what I understand, he's more into marshmallow guns.
"Uh oh, Michelle's gonna be mad...!"
And the punctuation is too correct, but a spectacular and effort nonetheless. Holiday has a bright future in wingnut impersonation.
Haha that kid having a tantrum in the floor of the Oval Office is awesome.
It's a big ol' zero-sum world in Wingnutostan.
That would be unbelievably awesome:-)
... if for some reason (like a rip in the space-time continuum) a certain short-fingered vulgarian ends up as POTUS, such tantrums will be a daily occurrence instead of "daily briefings".
How touching in must have been for that officer's family when Ted Cruz yammered on and on about Divisive President, Being Divisive GRR!
I hope it was an open casket so he could go up and puppet the jaw to say "Thanks everybody! Hey, I hate Obama! Vote for Ted Cruz!"
Ted Cruz...the cockroach that screams at you to turn off the light.
Geocentrists, maybe.
Right...that's what I meant and I'll edit :scribble, scribble:
The teacher was Mary Cathleen Collins? I'd take that class!
And..
Maybe Theocentrist?