What's in your anusburger, Oklahoma, besides cow rectums, sawdust and glue? It can be hard to tell! Have you ever, as a result, worried to yourself, what if there are also ground up aborted human fetuses in here and I don't even realize it? Oklahoma state Senator Ralph Shortey -- his real name! -- worries so fervently about this possibility that he went and
Meh...they&#039;d be better off turning the fetuses into soap. Anyone wanna fight about it?