What's in your anusburger, Oklahoma, besides cow rectums, sawdust and glue? It can be hard to tell! Have you ever, as a result, worried to yourself, what if there are also ground up aborted human fetuses in here and I don't even realize it? Oklahoma state Senator Ralph Shortey -- his real name! -- worries so fervently about this possibility that he went and
Hero OK Lawmaker Seeks To Outlaw Aborted Fetuses As Food Ingredient
Meh...they'd be better off turning the fetuses into soap. Anyone wanna fight about it?