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Was that back in the day of rum, sodomy, and the lash?

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Yeah, but have you seen his stuff on Esty? God a'mighty, it sucks.

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“They have a policy that no loaded weapons are allowed in the facility"

FASCISTS!!11

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There's no Constitutional right to bear legs, is there?

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True ... you don't want to lose the battle of the bulge.

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Evolution works slowly and unevenly -- it missed by 6 inches that time, but still, a good demonstration of the basic principle.

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I was told once that the .22 is the preferred caliber for execution/assassinations, because the slug doesn't have the mass and power to shoot through the skull in-and-out, and instead caroms around inside the skull, chewing up the contents. Sounds kinda bad ass to me.

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Come to think of it, I also remember a professor saying that Inuit use .22 rifles to shoot polar bears. Bears have the hardest bones of any animal.

They shoot them in the <i>eyes</i>. Again, bad ass.

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If <a href="http:\/\/www.lauren-gottlieb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/cyd-charisse_l.jpg" target="_blank">Cyd Charisse</a> could get away with bearing those weapons of mass distraction, Angelina has nothing to worry about.

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Can't make an omelette . . .

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Loaded gun in trouser pocket . . . inadvertently on topic here.

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If that's typical, the math works out to some pretty scary numbers for the number of unguided bullets zipping around the country every day.

I just can't buy into the rationale "there are too many guns out there already, so we need to let the number keep on growing."

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happiness is a warm gun

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Support your right to arm legs.

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Should have included this. It never gets old. <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/arti...">http://www.washingtonpost.c...

The official George W. Bush State China Service (total price tag: $492,798), unveiled 2 weeks before Obama's inauguration.

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