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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Was that back in the day of rum, sodomy, and the lash?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah, but have you seen his stuff on Esty? God a'mighty, it sucks.

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“They have a policy that no loaded weapons are allowed in the facility"

FASCISTS!!11

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's no Constitutional right to bear legs, is there?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

True ... you don't want to lose the battle of the bulge.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Evolution works slowly and unevenly -- it missed by 6 inches that time, but still, a good demonstration of the basic principle.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I was told once that the .22 is the preferred caliber for execution/assassinations, because the slug doesn't have the mass and power to shoot through the skull in-and-out, and instead caroms around inside the skull, chewing up the contents. Sounds kinda bad ass to me.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Come to think of it, I also remember a professor saying that Inuit use .22 rifles to shoot polar bears. Bears have the hardest bones of any animal.

They shoot them in the <i>eyes</i>. Again, bad ass.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If <a href="http:\/\/www.lauren-gottlieb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/cyd-charisse_l.jpg" target="_blank">Cyd Charisse</a> could get away with bearing those weapons of mass distraction, Angelina has nothing to worry about.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Loaded gun in trouser pocket . . . inadvertently on topic here.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If that's typical, the math works out to some pretty scary numbers for the number of unguided bullets zipping around the country every day.

I just can't buy into the rationale "there are too many guns out there already, so we need to let the number keep on growing."

bobbert's avatar

Support your right to arm legs.

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Should have included this. It never gets old. <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/arti...">http://www.washingtonpost.c...

The official George W. Bush State China Service (total price tag: $492,798), unveiled 2 weeks before Obama's inauguration.