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They should all be fucked with their banana clips,you must use hoopers gun oil of course,that way they wont mind as much

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"When wife-beaters can't buy guns . . ."

Can't really find a good ending there.

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Well sure, but you remember his apology?

Me neither.

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Almost 40 years ago, I was working as an attendant in the Rhode Island state psychiatric hospital. One of the old-timers on the back ward where I worked was an adorable, short, sixty-something Italian-American with no front teeth. He liked to wave us over to where he was sitting in the day room, "C'mere, c'mere, c'mere." He'd gesture with his finger for us to bend over, then say, "Go fuck yourself!"

It never got old.

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<i>asking Rhode Islanders “to consider whether they want to re-elect a foul-mouthed individual"</i>

Clearly, Infowars has never been to Rhode Island. And frankly, I don't recommend they try to go, even with a full arsenal. It wouldn't be safe.

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When "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on" is the more appropriate response.

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Fucking Red Sox fans.

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If the measures supported by Miller are "likely to turn law-abiding gun owners into criminals,” then the NRA can stop bitching about how "only criminals will have guns."

Sounds like a winning formula to me.

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Don't press your luck . . . the NRA probably answers "yes" and "no" to those questions.

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Personally, I would have gone for the simultaneous crotch grab and giving him the finger, but Senator Miller maintained the decorum of his position.

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The crotch grab is a multifunctional behavior. In my example, it is indeed part of a nonverbal communication of "Fuck you." This singing group may have engaged in the crotch grab for purpose of pitch modulation and/or as part of courtship rituals.

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