Hero Senator Burris Will Not Be Accused Of Perjury
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Not enough evidence, apparently: "Sangamon County State's Attorney John Schmidt said that while some of Burris' statements were vague, they wouldn't support a perjury charge." Illinois Senator Roland Burris, who at first appeared to be just another grandstanding egomaniacal doofus with a mausoleum fetish, has navigated the halls of the Senate -- to say nothing of the vagaries of the Law -- with catlike grace, and has made everyone from Harry Reid to Chris Matthews look like an asshole (maybe not so hard?).
Hero Senator Burris Will Not Be Accused Of Perjury
Hero Senator Burris Will Not Be Accused Of…
Hero Senator Burris Will Not Be Accused Of Perjury
Not enough evidence, apparently: "Sangamon County State's Attorney John Schmidt said that while some of Burris' statements were vague, they wouldn't support a perjury charge." Illinois Senator Roland Burris, who at first appeared to be just another grandstanding egomaniacal doofus with a mausoleum fetish, has navigated the halls of the Senate -- to say nothing of the vagaries of the Law -- with catlike grace, and has made everyone from Harry Reid to Chris Matthews look like an asshole (maybe not so hard?).