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i have trouble linking a doughy 42 year old conservative with rabid unoriginal ideas to any definition of 'enfant terrible'.

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thanks again texas.

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It's the <i>Carthago delenda est</i> of our age.

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<i>As soon as Todd dies in a flaming snowmobile accident</i> with votes!

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Cruzville- the town where everyone is the village idiot...

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Ted Cruz is a rushlimbaugh?

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An example of a good Canadian import, by the way. You're welcome.

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Pope Francis I may be a homophobic opponent of women's rights, and may dance carefully around vicious dictatorships and never say a word against them, and may wash the feet of the poor, but You-Know-Who is still a you-know what.

Yep, keeps right on working.

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OT I like the italics...

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this is why we can't have nice things...

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I'm guessing right around the Parkinson's update...

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<i>Whereas multiple sclerosis is an unpredictable neurological disease that interrupts the flow of information within the brain and between the brain and the rest of the body;</i>

Same symptoms from watching Fux News.

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he apparently couldn't find any puppies to kick this morning...

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You bolded it for me and I still missed it. As hard as I try I'm still not a complete and total asshole. How does Cruz and Rush do it?

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too late!!1!

<i>Now you have to do it the hard way</i>

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<i>we really are a bunch of children who can't resist picking at the scab</i>

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