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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

With brain-dead paranoid parents like hers, she's probably never gotten vaccinated, against anything.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

These are precisely the sort of nutters that Dumbya appointed, by the hundreds, to all the Federal agencies.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Interesting pic. Am I the only one wondering what owns all those pink tentacles ... and what, exactly, it's up to back there?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Why must you get in the way of my nifty fact?

PubOption's avatar

With or without Derek.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She’s going to grow to be just like Michele Bachmann.

SullivanSt's avatar

Hagee's the one who said that Hitler was sent by God to drive all the Jews to Israel so we could have the Rapture.

SullivanSt's avatar

I guess she's no Beauty.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She was wearing it upside down. It was really the mark of Cain - 999. Which is not much of an improvement.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But the REAL Number of the Beast is 616! (No, really. 666 is a mistranslation.)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And as you watched the eraser arc through the air, you realized there must be a mathematical way to apply the forces at work. Then a flash of insight into how such a thing could be done followed by a cloud of chalk dust as the eraser struck, erasing (appropriately enough) your idea. "Damn you Mr. Liebniz", you cried out.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Twitter was Loki's idea.