Would you like a story about schools that isn't horribly depressing, but only mildly eye-rolling? As it happens, we have one for you! A number of Texas school districts (yes, Texas again! ) have figured out that since federal school funding is largely based on the numbers of butts in seats on a given school day, the better they can account for the attendance of every single student, the more funding they can get -- and in a state that's cutting education spending like crazy, that matters. To improve attendance stats, a number of districts are requiring students to wear ID badges with an
And as you watched the eraser arc through the air, you realized there must be a mathematical way to apply the forces at work. Then a flash of insight into how such a thing could be done followed by a cloud of chalk dust as the eraser struck, erasing (appropriately enough) your idea. "Damn you Mr. Liebniz", you cried out.
With brain-dead paranoid parents like hers, she's probably never gotten vaccinated, against anything.
These are precisely the sort of nutters that Dumbya appointed, by the hundreds, to all the Federal agencies.
Interesting pic. Am I the only one wondering what owns all those pink tentacles ... and what, exactly, it's up to back there?
Why must you get in the way of my nifty fact?
With or without Derek.
She’s going to grow to be just like Michele Bachmann.
Hagee's the one who said that Hitler was sent by God to drive all the Jews to Israel so we could have the Rapture.
I guess she's no Beauty.
She was wearing it upside down. It was really the mark of Cain - 999. Which is not much of an improvement.
But the REAL Number of the Beast is 616! (No, really. 666 is a mistranslation.)
And as you watched the eraser arc through the air, you realized there must be a mathematical way to apply the forces at work. Then a flash of insight into how such a thing could be done followed by a cloud of chalk dust as the eraser struck, erasing (appropriately enough) your idea. "Damn you Mr. Liebniz", you cried out.
Well DUH!
Twitter was Loki's idea.