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With brain-dead paranoid parents like hers, she's probably never gotten vaccinated, against anything.

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These are precisely the sort of nutters that Dumbya appointed, by the hundreds, to all the Federal agencies.

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Interesting pic. Am I the only one wondering what owns all those pink tentacles ... and what, exactly, it's up to back there?

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Why must you get in the way of my nifty fact?

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With or without Derek.

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She’s going to grow to be just like Michele Bachmann.

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Hagee's the one who said that Hitler was sent by God to drive all the Jews to Israel so we could have the Rapture.

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I guess she's no Beauty.

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She was wearing it upside down. It was really the mark of Cain - 999. Which is not much of an improvement.

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But the REAL Number of the Beast is 616! (No, really. 666 is a mistranslation.)

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And as you watched the eraser arc through the air, you realized there must be a mathematical way to apply the forces at work. Then a flash of insight into how such a thing could be done followed by a cloud of chalk dust as the eraser struck, erasing (appropriately enough) your idea. "Damn you Mr. Liebniz", you cried out.

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Well DUH!

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Twitter was Loki's idea.

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