Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott doesn't hold with having his state's elections tampered with. He simply will not have it! And so, in a perfectly reasonable move that is not the least bit dickish or calculated to pander to constituents' raging xenophobia, he has
WONKETTE LIVES!
What if they secede? THE UNITED STATE OF TEXFREEDOMAS
this is very funny.
furrins are where the wine and venereal disease come from.