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Greg Comlish's avatar

You're young. You're curious about the opposite sex. You dress in drag, undergo years of hormone therapy, reestablish your identity as a woman, and get your testicles surgically removed. Hey, we've all been there. Boys will be boys. And that's why the government needs to put its foot down and put a stop to these shenanigans. The ladies room is a sacred sanctuary for womankind and these whacky boys need to respect that.

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Ulricii's avatar

I scanned top-to-bottom and never made it past the face. She was wearing jeans you say?

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Ulricii's avatar

That's not a shtick. That's a pick-arx.

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Ulricii's avatar

They come with the cornbread muffins.

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Ulricii's avatar

That's easy. The black guy is the one who gets busted. For peeing while black.

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Ulricii's avatar

A real lady has a fainting spell. Or powders her nose.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Poor old Debbie. Still worries about the carpet matching the drapes.

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Fartknocker's avatar

South end of a North bound goat gives Rick Perry wood.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

XX, XY, and teXas.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

What happens iffin you get some one else that will spit for you so you can perv up the terlet how they gonna stop that

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Hard Little Machine's avatar

Better we should have only one bathroom for all, male, other, unknown, multiple, old, young and whatever.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Coming from a woman who looks like a total dick, this seems hypocritical.

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Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

She may look like a dick, but what did your gene-testing of her (dick) reveal?

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

There are humans with Xo, XX, XXX, XY, and XYY chromosomes. She seems to have forgotten to account for this. Also there are people born with indeterminate genetalia, that is not clearly male or female. In general, doctors will surgically convert these people's genetalia to female since that is easier to do. I do wish people in government would learn something about science and biology before they try to write laws about it.We now return you to your regularly scheduled snark.

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Fare la Volpe's avatar

If they took the time to learn they wouldn't be conservative in the first place.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Wait a minute. Containing at least one X chromosome and no Y chromosomes? that's not an individual, it's a fucking unfertilized egg.

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