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Crocket/Campbell 2016!

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What in the world is the Texas "Lege?" Can't these people spell anything correctly?

The other, obvious, point is this "shrine of Texas liberty" was the site of a battle (OK, a siege) that Texas lost. Not to mention one of the main issues was Mexico making slavery illegal - a move all the American colonists in Texas didn't exactly support.

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Steverino247: Wasn't what's left moved, as well?

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With the Santa Ana package you get loaded nachos after the procedure.

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And placenta de gaillo.

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What marbles? Oh, those?--Lord Elgin

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You know, that does raise the question— do wingnuts vaccinate their livestock?

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A blue one?

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"Remember the Alamo cowboy, yee-HAW!"

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Free marketers not so free market when it comes to selling historical sites to conglomerate junk food makers. I'm pro Nabisco!

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If'n Molly Ivins called it that, I'ma call it Legs too.

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-Knock, knock-Who's there?-9-11.-Ah, fuck. Who invited Rudy?

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General Santa Ana, ¡build that wall!

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Le hee!

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"How's that dopey-lamey Agenda 21 New World Order Freemasons Illuminati International Joosh Conspiracy Area 51 Rothschild bankers Bilderberg Group Trilateral Commission CFR Chemtrails NAFTA Superhighway HAARP RFID chip FEMA concentration camp Knights Templar British Royal Family Reptilian Space Aliens UNESCO World Heritage thing workin' out fer ya, huh?"

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Texas tax dollars at work.

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