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TundraGrifter's avatar

What in the world is the Texas "Lege?" Can't these people spell anything correctly?

The other, obvious, point is this "shrine of Texas liberty" was the site of a battle (OK, a siege) that Texas lost. Not to mention one of the main issues was Mexico making slavery illegal - a move all the American colonists in Texas didn't exactly support.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Steverino247: Wasn't what's left moved, as well?

mailman27's avatar

With the Santa Ana package you get loaded nachos after the procedure.

bobbert's avatar

What marbles? Oh, those?--Lord Elgin

ThatDale's avatar

You know, that does raise the question— do wingnuts vaccinate their livestock?

DOCS's avatar

"Remember the Alamo cowboy, yee-HAW!"

Caelan Aegana's avatar

Free marketers not so free market when it comes to selling historical sites to conglomerate junk food makers. I'm pro Nabisco!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

If'n Molly Ivins called it that, I'ma call it Legs too.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

-Knock, knock-Who's there?-9-11.-Ah, fuck. Who invited Rudy?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

General Santa Ana, ¡build that wall!

Lefty Mark's avatar

"How's that dopey-lamey Agenda 21 New World Order Freemasons Illuminati International Joosh Conspiracy Area 51 Rothschild bankers Bilderberg Group Trilateral Commission CFR Chemtrails NAFTA Superhighway HAARP RFID chip FEMA concentration camp Knights Templar British Royal Family Reptilian Space Aliens UNESCO World Heritage thing workin' out fer ya, huh?"

MOG253's avatar

Texas tax dollars at work.