At some point during the Iraq War, the United States decided not only to torture and unlawfully imprison all the furriner brown people it could get its hands on; it also decided to start torturing and unlawfully imprisoning its own citizens as well. Hooray for totalitarianism! During the war, Old Rummy Rum gave one of his most delicious, most favoritest "abduct and probe" orders for an Army translator working with the Marines, who was then held/molested/interrogated for nine months without charge and without being able to contact anyone. After his release, this man decided he wanted to
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