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yeah that's pretty brilliant.

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you all seem very confident that mitt's toast.

i am not so sure.

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that battleax in front of the upside down flag must be so proud to be so immortalized.

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This woman kept me up all night, banging on my hotel room door.

I finally had to let her out.

~ thank you Henny Youngman!

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"No, I haven't had you in my sights yet".

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Oh, please. If he'd had an ounce of intellectual curiosity, he wouldn't have come within a hundred miles of the fucking nomination in 2000.

He had less independent intellectual activity than Ronnie McCarthy. For some years, I thought I would never find another politician that I detested as much as St Ronnie, but W has made it close.

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<em>I'm for Mitt Romney</em>

Wow. I knew Mitt was rich, but I didn't realize he was rich enough to order ex-Presidents for dinner.

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Romney never has to worry about reporters shouting questions through the doors of <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/468340\/romneys-modest-manse-now-has-a-car-elevator-lobbyist" target="_blank">his elevator</a>.

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Being unable to afford your own lawyer is a capital offense in many states.

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Thank you for this most helpful clarification of a very confusing sentence in the original post.

Hopefully now we can look forward to Cheney's speech on firearms safety.

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He's about to start on Christine O'Donnell.

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A least this time Mr. Bush managed to get the doors to open.

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Isn't he about due for a liver transplant?

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