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THE Ohio State University?

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"I'm not getting brought down by Ukrainia! Rudy, talk to Barr, come up with some shit. Make this go away!"

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Liddle"' Donnie Trump mispelles ebertying! Almos like can't use keeboark.

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"Hillary, the Kenyan, and Valery Plame, the evil duo. I'd be able to count higher but they had Vince Foster killed. And those guys in Liberacia. They shouldn't have been there in the first place."

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The staff at Dicksus has figured out how to have digital shit the bed in varied and different ways each day. Being digital, you'd think commonality, but that isn't the case. This code seems variable. Someone is either being wildly playful or Dicksus is ALIVE!

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Who was that just went moo? Was that the sound of splashing? Someone tell Devin to use the room with the sign that says MEN. Men who are gay or men who are cows are still men. (But one is almost fictional, and it ain't the gay guys.)

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Can we just sell the NYT to the Russians? Good fucking lord.

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Liberace (so?) had his own country?

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What the hell is wrong with the NYT? Do they actually remember what journalistic integrity is?

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So . . . WTF is "liddle'" supposed to even mean? Fucking covfefe, mang.

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My theory is he thinks that's the symbol for (sic).

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Don Liddle won Game 4 of the 1954 World Series for the Giants.

https://www.baseball-refere...

Maybe that's it?

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"Liddle' Babby Donnie" works for me

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This is what happens when your golf caddie is your social media director.

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Nothing against golf caddies mind you, just golf.

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Are you sure it's not already sold?

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