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There's rumors that it's contaminated with My Little Pony meat. (The sparkles look much the same, once you grind them up.)

PubOption's avatar

The zombies escaped from purgatory.

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If you succeeded in the last election, you're a successor.

I'm pretty sure that's what they have in mind.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm saving mine for a rainy day...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

your move, Christine O'Donnell

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Lemme guess: As part of their Magical Math™, the GOPtards are counting the "defunding" of the non-existent ACORN as a "budget cut" and a "savings".

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Nah -- that would be income, which teabaggers hate (when it's not theirs.) More likely, next up, is a proposal to defund the League of Nations.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not to be outdone, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Fuckwit) offered an amendment to Keep the Kenyan Muslin from playing golf... <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/po..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/03/05/1677...">http://thinkprogress.org/po...

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The more current that passes through the Republican party, the better. (Inspects voltage knob for "11".)

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These cuts are painful, but the funds are needed to boost to the Army Air Forces budget.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

let's just get this out of the way...

/FFS

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

As long as there they’re legislating could they legalize unicorn hunting? I hear Ikea is having a meatball shortage.