Remember back in 2009 when selectively edited pimp videos became all the rage? No of course you do not because 2009 was like one million years ago in internet time. Take a trip back to the Mesozoic Era with yr Wonkette, won't you? In 2009 we had to endure the smug face of James O'Keefe everyfuckingwhere as he managed to completely obliterate ACORN, an organization that actually did good things for the poors and such. ACORN got murdered (defunded. same thing) by Congress back in 2009 and has not menaced the population again. Does that matter to your modern GOP?
Lemme guess: As part of their Magical Math™, the GOPtards are counting the "defunding" of the non-existent ACORN as a "budget cut" and a "savings".
Nah -- that would be income, which teabaggers hate (when it's not theirs.) More likely, next up, is a proposal to defund the League of Nations.
There's rumors that it's contaminated with My Little Pony meat. (The sparkles look much the same, once you grind them up.)
The zombies escaped from purgatory.
If you succeeded in the last election, you're a successor.
I'm pretty sure that's what they have in mind.
I'm saving mine for a rainy day...
your move, Christine O'Donnell
Lemme guess: As part of their Magical Math™, the GOPtards are counting the "defunding" of the non-existent ACORN as a "budget cut" and a "savings".
Nah -- that would be income, which teabaggers hate (when it's not theirs.) More likely, next up, is a proposal to defund the League of Nations.
Everything in America looks like a trash can.
Oh hell ... there goes my League of Nations post.
not to be outdone, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Fuckwit) offered an amendment to Keep the Kenyan Muslin from playing golf... <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/po..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/03/05/1677...">http://thinkprogress.org/po...
The more current that passes through the Republican party, the better. (Inspects voltage knob for &quot;11&quot;.)
<a href="http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/product\/e5a7\/" target="_blank">Done already</a>.
They defunded self-awareness several years ago.
These cuts are painful, but the funds are needed to boost to the Army Air Forces budget.
let&#039;s just get this out of the way...
/FFS
As long as there they&rsquo;re legislating could they legalize unicorn hunting? I hear Ikea is having a meatball shortage.